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Pthom

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3. Sure you can deduct that. The IRS never checks that stuff.
 

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5. "Oh damn! I gotta flee!" *jumps through the window*

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1. Hi folks! Mind being my test audience? I just got a new slide whistle and I've been working on perfecting the "Star Trek" theme song. Hm? Naw, the old one. What the hell is D.S.9?
 

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2. And now, for your entertaining pleasure, I'll act like a chicken while I hum "turkey in the straw"!
 

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3. Hey folks, lemme pitch my new movie idea. Allow me to pose an equation of sorts: Beer + Rednecks + "Hey y'all! Watch this!" + a big, black dildo = the makings of an interesting evening, wouldn't you say?

Also, what the heck is "turkey in the straw?"
 

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Hey, wanna see what my dog can do with her tongue?
 

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1 - Sorry, your purse looked like a motion-sickness bag.
 

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4) Can you take the wheel for a minute while I pee into this bottle?
 

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5) "I'm sorry, but the voices told me not to stop yet..."

New Scene: Things you should never say at a job interview
 

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2. "Yes, I was fired from my last job but I can explain--whoa! Who's the hottie?"
 

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3. Yes, I can identify my weaknesses. I'm lazy, incompetent, sexist, my punctuality is appalling, I have bad breath, I only shower once a month and I steal other people's food. Being able to identify your weaknesses is important, right?
 

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1. Balding fat man in oversized Hawaiian shirt, Bermuda shorts and sandals with black dress socks.