1. Hi folks! Mind being my test audience? I just got a new slide whistle and I've been working on perfecting the "Star Trek" theme song. Hm? Naw, the old one. What the hell is D.S.9?
3. Hey folks, lemme pitch my new movie idea. Allow me to pose an equation of sorts: Beer + Rednecks + "Hey y'all! Watch this!" + a big, black dildo = the makings of an interesting evening, wouldn't you say?
3. Yes, I can identify my weaknesses. I'm lazy, incompetent, sexist, my punctuality is appalling, I have bad breath, I only shower once a month and I steal other people's food. Being able to identify your weaknesses is important, right?
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