Oh, great Gail…just great. After she blows the National Budget on Candy and blue vans, and blue flags with blue vans on them, and after she nationalizes the funds seized from the French Billionaires who died for their crimes of insulting flag bearing blue vans carrying cases of candy for happy patriotic fists; you sit there and propose that she then blow all of THAT cash on scotch and machetes AFTER the now empty fleet of vans is loaded with Fleet enemas. Now that may seem like an easy fix to you , but the fact of the matter is that you have now released a sugar crazed mob of drunk, constipated machete wielding DRC nationals, and now you expect them to mine minerals with no toilet paper.
You are a sick woman, Gail. Very, very sick. It is obvious to me that you are not qualified to advise Cella on the economy of her DRC, especially, when that country next door wound up with all that Tanzanite on their mountain.
Have you ever considered taking the job of the Minister of Tourism?