The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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cray

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Yeah, you and that donkey both got a long ride.

I think I feel worse for him though, than you.
 

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It's not even fun burning them at the stake..... light the match and FOOM! they're gone before you even feel the heat.
 

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she took the donkey and fled..
 

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Oh the blasphemy of microwaving anything.
Just destroy the meaty goodness! *shudder*

On a writerly note (I know, those aren't allowed here), I'm trying to figure out a story to go with the following song lyric:

Show me where forever dies

Um... I can give you a song.

Show me where forever dies
Somewhere under Philly skies
I'm packin' my bags 'cos the battery cried,
'You and that donkey both got a long ride'.

Chorus:
Hey, cray, did you hear it bray?
Haggis sure did, or so they say
Took Porter round back, 'cos he's the man
And Ted drove away in his ativan.

Show me where forever dies
In a microwave it fries
PD said she'd just begun
I guess the poor girl ain't gettin' none.

Chorus:
Hey, cray, did you hear it bray?
Some folks here are messin' with Jay.
Watch out, she'll just take the truck
QW'd say, oh what the ...

Wait.

You didn't say it could be a ho down.

Sorry, Ken. :( Got nuttin' else for ya.

:D
 

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Um... I can give you a song.

Show me where forever dies
Somewhere under Philly skies
I'm packin' my bags 'cos the battery cried,
'You and that donkey both got a long ride'.

Chorus:
Hey, cray, did you hear it bray?
Haggis sure did, or so they say
Took Porter round back, 'cos he's the man
And Ted drove away in his ativan.

Show me where forever dies
In a microwave it fries
PD said she'd just begun
I guess the poor girl ain't gettin' none.

Chorus:
Hey, cray, did you hear it bray?
Some folks here are messin' with Jay.
Watch out, she'll just take the truck
QW'd say, oh what the ...

Wait.

You didn't say it could be a ho down.

Sorry, Ken. :( Got nuttin' else for ya.

:D
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*clocks in*

*adjusts trunk*

*adjusts junk*
 

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Um... I can give you a song.

Show me where forever dies
Somewhere under Philly skies
I'm packin' my bags 'cos the battery cried,
'You and that donkey both got a long ride'.

Chorus:
Hey, cray, did you hear it bray?
Haggis sure did, or so they say
Took Porter round back, 'cos he's the man
And Ted drove away in his ativan.

Show me where forever dies
In a microwave it fries
PD said she'd just begun
I guess the poor girl ain't gettin' none.

Chorus:
Hey, cray, did you hear it bray?
Some folks here are messin' with Jay.
Watch out, she'll just take the truck
QW'd say, oh what the ...

Wait.

You didn't say it could be a ho down.

Sorry, Ken. :( Got nuttin' else for ya.

:D

:ROFL:

Thanks Gail. It works quite well...
 

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Great, Gail, now I can't get that song out of my head.


Well done. :D





SR, put your junk away.
 

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Hey Rob,

Why do some people who live in London say you were kicked out of the UK and some say you were kicked out of the United Kingdom and still others say you were kicked out of England? ... and why are they all smiling?
 

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Good morning = :hi:

I'm hungry, TOAST! :D









*SR, I know why you keep checking your junk, it's to make sure it's still there.
 

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Um... I can give you a song.

Show me where forever dies
Somewhere under Philly skies
I'm packin' my bags 'cos the battery cried,
'You and that donkey both got a long ride'.

Chorus:
Hey, cray, did you hear it bray?
Haggis sure did, or so they say
Took Porter round back, 'cos he's the man
And Ted drove away in his ativan.

Show me where forever dies
In a microwave it fries
PD said she'd just begun
I guess the poor girl ain't gettin' none.

Chorus:
Hey, cray, did you hear it bray?
Some folks here are messin' with Jay.
Watch out, she'll just take the truck
QW'd say, oh what the ...

Wait.

You didn't say it could be a ho down.

Sorry, Ken. :( Got nuttin' else for ya.

:D


:roll: well done, gail!!! :Clap:
 
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