Ha! This!OMG, that's way too far back to remember...what did I wish? Well I always wanted to have a genie give me three wishes. I schemed and figured for hours what those wishes would be. I never ever settled on the best three. The last one was always, "I wish for three more wishes." But I always suspected that would violate some "three wishes clause" and negate the first two wishes.
Ever since I watched Aladdin as a kid, I've always tried to figure out how to maximize my wishes.
I wasn't looking for portals when I was a kid, but I always wanted to time travel and show off my various gadgets and gizmos to people in the past and watch how amazed they are at my awesomeness. (I always wondered what it would be like to bring my laptop and a couple of DVDs - Tarantino movies maybe - and show them to conservative people in the past, and kinda go, "This is what the world will come to." Generally just freak people out.)
I also wanted to become a waitress, because I thought that waitresses get to decide who eats for free and who doesn't. I was thinking, "If I were a waitress, everyone gets to eat for free! Except..." (list of kids who were mean to me).
Also my cousin and I decided that if we ate a lot of chicken wings, we'd eventually be able to fly. To this day, during family reunions, the two of us still fight over the wing part of all chicken dishes.