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Christopher Hitchens
spent his working life bitching
about various shits
while he sucked up to Bush and Paul Wolfowitz
spent his working life bitching
about various shits
while he sucked up to Bush and Paul Wolfowitz
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Joe Konrath
Got stuck in the bath
But his rubber ducky
Had an internet connection, which was lucky
Got stuck in the bath
But his rubber ducky
Had an internet connection, which was lucky
The Gingrich called Newt
Is a clever old coot.
He raves and he rants
And never (well, hardly ever) wets his pants.
Is a clever old coot.
He raves and he rants
And never (well, hardly ever) wets his pants.
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Big Ben Roethlisberger is a tough football player
Not renowned for on-field prayer
if he saw this thread, he might think, "It's times
like these I'm grateful my surname doesn't have many rhymes"
Not renowned for on-field prayer
if he saw this thread, he might think, "It's times
like these I'm grateful my surname doesn't have many rhymes"
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Priene is mucho erudite
and succinct: he's ne'er a blatherskite
what's more, as are many of mine, his deities
are musicians from the Eighties
and succinct: he's ne'er a blatherskite
what's more, as are many of mine, his deities
are musicians from the Eighties
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Charles Dickens
Kept chickens
And didn't mind their clucking
For it stopped his books from sucking
Kept chickens
And didn't mind their clucking
For it stopped his books from sucking
Shane Warne
has the air of a fawn
with his newly-grown locks
and face stuffed with skin-cream and botox
has the air of a fawn
with his newly-grown locks
and face stuffed with skin-cream and botox
Johnson, Mitchell
makes the cricket pitch hell.
His directionless bouncers
are a threat to announcers.
makes the cricket pitch hell.
His directionless bouncers
are a threat to announcers.
Ian Botham
is a cricketing totem.
He fires and sparks
and he likes to punch Aussies in car parks
is a cricketing totem.
He fires and sparks
and he likes to punch Aussies in car parks
Louis Quinze
Occasionally went to Reims
To amuse himself, but at Versailles he had more than enough amour
With Madame Pompadour.
Occasionally went to Reims
To amuse himself, but at Versailles he had more than enough amour
With Madame Pompadour.
The Brothers Koch
Think it's oke
To buy American companies, close them, put thousands out of work and send all the jobs overseas
With ease.
Think it's oke
To buy American companies, close them, put thousands out of work and send all the jobs overseas
With ease.
James Murdoch
has his mind in a block
He doesn't know who, when or where, it's a shame
but whatever transpired, he isn't to blame
has his mind in a block
He doesn't know who, when or where, it's a shame
but whatever transpired, he isn't to blame