The Forum Ban Game (Volume IV)

Bans JSF, because the adverb meter was pinging away on that last post.

Bans Cathleen T for excessive verbiage.

Verbiage, get it? I mean, you use the word 'verb' and then you make a pun and...

...never mind.

Bans JSF, because if you have to explain the joke...

Bans CathleenT because I knew she didn't get it.

Bans JSF just because it's Monday.

Bans Super for using energy on a Monday

Bans Duchess because Monday is almost over. For some people.

Tuesday afternoon here. Glad to see you again, Jeh! Missed you.

I'm going to miss you even more because I'm banning you.

Bans thedark to QLH. There's no reason I should be having all the fun. (119 posts and still counting.)

Bans everyone because the last time I was here everyone had different avatars and now I'm confused.

Bans Antonin because he hasn't been here for a long time and thought himself above us commoners. Back to being with the plebes!

Cathleen T will be there along with D-Poo and the rest of the Sleestaks.

Doesn't ban JSF because the Sleestacks had to be the lamest bad guys ever devised. I'd forgotten about them. What was the name of the show they were on?

Bans Cathleen for woefully ignorance and not owning the entire Land of the Lost series, like some more dedicated fans.

Harmph.

Second use of anamatronics in film... not to sound like a total geek.

Bans thedark for sounding like a total geek

Bans Antonin for taking the easy way out.

Bans thedark for going the west route with a torch.

Bans sadron for being Anti-West and therefore being Anti-AMERICAN!

Bans Antonin for not writing 'Murican.

Y'gotta talk like an 'Murican.

Sheesh...

Bans JSF for being from Neptune

Bans the Duchess to the once and future planet Pluto.

Bans Supergirl to get a cape. (Halloween is almost here.) Better make it an American one.

Bans CathleenT for walking without shoes.

Bans sadron for his/her name that sounds like the villain's name from Battle Beyond the Stars.

Bans Cathleen T just on principle. What principle that is, I have no idea, but it's a principle, 'kay? kthanksbye

:Quietly drops from ceiling while wearing black ninja outfit:

:stops to catch breath and suck spare tire in:

:Silently navigates the hallways and sees a dude shoving people down the ban shoot from principle no one really cares about. Takes advantage of the moment and shoves the man down the same ban chute:

AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Thud


JSF just got pushed down the ban chute. JSF is banned for principles beyond me;however, and most importantly JSF is banned because .. well I haven't banned him in while. Oh and for hording all the twinkies and coffee.

My job here is done.

Wait a minute isn't there some other chick that always springs out from the dark to avenge you? Where did she go? Did you fire her?

Bans Andre with ninja stars and throws him down the ban chute