The traditions. It is just the messages and how they are given that rubs my fur the wrong way.
Ok, this is random but when my sister got married a mutual friend of ours asked, "What do you get a Mormon (my sister) and a Catholic (my bro-in-law) for a wedding present? More guilt?"
Nobody likes my really bad humor?
*Pouts in the dong garden.*
Candlesticks. Starting at 1:50 in, if you want to skip to the relevant part.
Why is this even a question? Of course, you may be too young for this. As I recall, you have issues with certain cultural references.
Mail for wizards?
What trees are to dogs?
What hitching posts are to horses?
Something for your dragon to sit on?
Sorry, brain gone mad (well, madder than normal)
Nobody likes my really bad humor?
*Pouts in the dong garden.*
I have no idea when that movie came out, but I've never seen it. But that bit was funny. I might have to find it and rent it.
And I'm not too young, you're just old.
I'm a little pony. *Clippity-Clop. Clippity-Clop*
Such a pretty pony. *Clippity-Clop. Clippity-Clop*
I love to have my hair brushed underneath the old oak tree. Won't you come and run? We'll have lots fun. Come and sing and dance with me.
Wedding dresses Of DOOM?
I also had a rebellious religious phase. Then I had an even more rebellious religious phase and switched religions altogether. This did not go down well with la famile.
Sure, why not. The long skirt conceals a small portable rocket launcher and several grenades. The bodice contains an array of concealed blades.
Even on her wedding day, a gal should be ready for the z-word apoxyclips. Or pirates. Or zombie pirates. Or giant mutant smibbles.
Is there any other kind?
I just can't take that "hail fellow well met" false bonhomie that too many of the local Baptists practice. I'd rather somebody were honest about disliking me, than false about liking me.
There are many many kinds. Most just allow you to look good while things go to hell.
It's a wedding. Weddings = doom.
Not a comment on the state of marriage, btw. Marriage is fine. Weddings are more hassle than they are worth.
Speaking of religions, it being Lent and all, I suppose I should give something up.
I am taking requests.
Tonight's shopping list:
chocolate
bacon rings
broccoli
chocolate
Is there anything else?
bacon rings
Booze? Or tea, if you prefer.
They make bacon in rings??