Funniest search that landed someone at your blog?

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I was looking at blog stats this morning and found someone had arrived thanks to the query: "what r some sexual lesbian chatrooms that dont require a log in."
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BlogSpot doesn't really cough up much on this stuff but I did notice I was getting a lot of traffic from some porn site with 'meat' in the title. Can't figure out what is drawing them to my blog but I wish they'd cut it out!
 

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I get many hits from people searching for poop picker uppers.

Also, going to hell.

It's an eclectic blog. :D
 

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For some reason I get a lot of people searching the term "ashleyepidemic boyfriend". I have no idea why.

The strangest thing was "Why is Tom Mison perfect" or "how to fight like league of assigns". I believe they meant League of Assassins. Not hilarious, but the posts they link to are odd.
 

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I once wrote a post about my concerns over my parents reading my book which has some sex scenes. It seems like some people find it with the words "mom dad sex scene".

Er...OK!
 

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I mention ONE time in a review that the story has incest in it and look what happens...



Funniest:

is vanessa morgan short
how to know if someone you love is a cannibal

And my favorite:

books i done read
 
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cut off penis

No lie. I had no idea this was such a big issue out there, but I get so many hits that my article is one of the most popular on my site. :D
 

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There are so many disturbingly frightening (and hilarious) things that lead to my blog that I actually have an ongoing series of blogs full of them.
 

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Not a weird search term, but somebody showed up yesterday clicking my signature from a three-year-old thread on a fly fishing bulletin board. I hope they were doing research, because knowing how steelhead fishing was going on the Clearwater in 2010 isn't going to be much help today.
 

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I did a comic about Spamwise discovering hentai, and later found that I get 1-2 hits a month from searches for "hobbit hentai"

For the record, my comic is always pretty SFW. This is what those poor bastards ended up getting:

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I mention ONE time in a review that the story has incest in it and look what happens...



Funniest:

is vanessa morgan short
how to know if someone you love is a cannibal

And my favorite:

books i done read

I am laughing my head off right now. I guess people love to nibble their lovers and some people are concerned
 

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Looking at the searches that brought people to my blog through February: "disembodied villains," "tchira school"--I don't even know what that is supposed to mean.

"who was the top of the totem pole in british peerages as in dukes ducheses and so on????"--All of the question marks were included in the search.
 

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One thing I've noticed is a lot of people are either using Chrome or logged in, since because of Google's recent changes, my keywords aren't always available (at least using Statcounter.)

But, keyword searches that brought people to my dog blog:
"gummy bear genetics w key"
"walking upstairs"
"image of poster for old age community service."

ones that brought people to my writing blog:

"sex quote tattoos"
"amazon fake book of children's songs"
"buy Rhinoceros horn rosaries"
 

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My book-review blog, the one in my sig, is too new to have any searches at all, but my other three pop-culture blogs are rife with loads of weird searches. These are the newest:

"critters hot blonde"

"gambar sex tarzan"

"huntress sex manga"

"porn dynamicity"

"sacrifical lamb archetype greek myth"

"marie windsor catfight queen"

"iron man black widow 1987 comic"
 

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I've been getting some weird ones lately.
"Penis lamp" (which would take them to my post about the Icelandic Phallological Museum)
"Angkor Wat sex sculptures"
My old blog consistently got search traffic for prostitution because I made a few jokes about the seedy areas of my city.
 

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"Ross miles foam test". This is apparently a scientific test of foaminess, used in evaluating shampoo. Needless to say, my blog has nothing to do with shampoo - in fact, the page they landed on is about the development of an exotic nuclear reactor fueled by molten plutonium.