The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself

Writing prompts and exercises, BS Your Way Through, the thread which validates my life. (I'm getting misty just talking about it).

I don't validate my life, less disappointment that way. Plus it scares people when I try.

I can't even get my parking validated....

Validity depends on truth, and that's situational at best.

*packs suitcase*
*waits expectantly by door*

KellyAssauer said:

Validity depends on truth, and that's situational at best.

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I lie to myself. Makes things easier that way.

*eyes the bags*

We goin' somewhere?

*scrambles for some bread crumbs just in case this leads to a candy house in teh woods. Or Ted's van*

Hey! My van ain't so bad!

C.bronco said:

Writing prompts and exercises, BS Your Way Through, the thread which validates my life. (I'm getting misty just talking about it).

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*Winks gets starry-eyed*

There's...there's a BS THREAD?

Believe me, Winks, I'm not going anywhere near Ted's van. Just stick with me and you'll be fine.

*watches Haggis gas up bus *

TedTheewen said:

Hey! My van ain't so bad!

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No no. It's not the van part. It's the candy part. Well. That and your license plate has Wisconsin on it.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

swachski said:

Come on, Harris! ...

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Thank dawgs for that comma, eh, pd?

That's disgusting ... but what the hell

Oh. Should I have wrote:

Comma on Harris!
?

Long answer?

No.

Oh, come on Rob!

That's too short..

*checks watch*

Where's that driver?

*reads thread title..*


That isn't referring to the douche bag, is it?

tiddlywinks said:

*Winks gets starry-eyed*

There's...there's a BS THREAD?

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Thats what I have heard but it could be a trap or something that when you get there your shoes or even more get covered with bs or even cs or some other kind of s so that you might never get them clean enough because you probably cant get them off to clean them which might make you cut you own feet off to spite your shoes or something like that and it probably wont be worth the trip if you do get there although I cant every remember being there for sure so im not sure about a that so maybe you should just take a great big chance to go there when you see it pop up on the recent posts or follows BS broncos directions a few or so posts back where she thinks she is telling someone how to find it and maybe she is or maybe she is just trying to feed you some bs because

???

Exactly, Porter!

Road trip!

*squeezes in before the doors close*

What?


Where we going?


Who are you people?


Are we there yet?

Go grab some coffee folks. I just heard from the driver. He's stuck in the Grammar subforum so deep into a conversation on the Oxford comma that he doesn't think he can get here for at least another hour. Take your pager with you. We'll be sure to give you at least a fifteen minute warning except for Porter.

i didn't have time to pack but i made it!

*climbs on bus wearing nothing but a speedo*