4. Hello Mr. Claus,
You may remember me from our last encounter.
If your elves hadn't been there to save you, I would have cut out your heart.
My Susie was only five and you couldn't see your way to bring her a f*cking Cabbage Patch doll!
When we meet again it'll be just you and me. Mano a Mano.
Sweet dreams,
Karl, the guy you f*cked with.
P.S. If it's not too much trouble, could you get me an M-60?