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3. Henchman - proud to have suffered every inventive demise possible
 

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4. CHUD exterminators; making your sewers safe to stroll through.
-also takes care of mole people, alligators and giant rats. Your patronage is important to us-
 

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Little-known facts about Godzilla
 

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2. Destructive fit of rage triggered by strange set keys found in his wife's purse.
 

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3. Is 270,348th in line for the English throne
 

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4. Narrowly avoided demotion to Demigodzilla on his last review.
 

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5. Is fine as long as nobody lets him near the wasabi.

Things your mother really should have warned you about.
 

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1.- People in the internet might be a little biased against mexicans...
 

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4. Never, ever ask a Mexican why he chose a jacket over a poncho
 

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5.- The dangers of angering Kaiser-Kun.

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Trying to appear cool when describing your lame job.
 

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1. Papercuts mean nothing to me, baby!
 

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4. The mailroom is the hub of the company, ya know?
 

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Bad things to read on your exam paper.
 

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1. Why did you take this test? You're not in this class. The test for your class was yesterday.
 

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Things that you shouldn't do when naked (but that would be funnier)