Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Are you coming on to me?
 

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tee hee! tee hee!

*shops online with Cella's credit card*
 

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tee hee! tee hee!

Hey Angie! Wanna do a liquor store run?
 

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Is that like a fun run? 1K?
 

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Neh. We can do it ourselves.

*pulls stockpot, matches, and gasoline out of thigh holster*
*pours gasoline on thread; lights it*
*fills stockpot with water*
*boils it*
*plops cray in stockpot*


ETA:

Hey, Haggis -- how long do I cook him, anyway?

*pushes Cray's head under water*
 
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Neh. We can do it ourselves.

*pulls stockpot, matches, and gasoline out of thigh holster*
*pours gasoline on thread; lights it*
*fills stockpot with water*
*boils it*
*plops cray in stockpot*


ETA:

Hey, Haggis -- how long do I cook him, anyway?

*pushes Cray's head under water*
Um, you didn't get the water from the "funny looking sink" in the mens' room, did you?
 

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Um, you didn't get the water from the "funny looking sink" in the mens' room, did you?

No, no. Del's still marinating in there from the last time we were undead doggies together. Remember, dearest? Just you, me, and an open grave? How romantic it was in the moonlight.
 

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No, no. Del's still marinating in there from the last time we were undead doggies together. Remember, dearest? Just you, me, and an open grave? How romantic it was in the moonlight.
Ah, yes.

Well, then, go ahead and cook the battery for about five minutes. When he turns red/green, start watching. The minute he turns all red, turn the water off, and take him from the pot. He'll keep cooking in the shell for a bit. The biggest thing peeps do wrong with lobsters is overcook them.
 

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I'd better start melting the butter now. Ya got some lobster bibs and cracker thingers handy?

Eta: you know, it occurs to me he was red before I put him in there.
 

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Those lobster bibs totally freak me out.

It makes it look like, even though peeps are eating something they prolly paid a lot of money for and that is considered a delicacy by many book-learned people, they're actually into all that weird adult baby stuff. It makes me think they're prolly wearing diapers too.

Because.
 

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Then you can't have been to Luederitz!

Yikes!
 

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Nope.

Went to Windhoek. Once.

But I've been good since then and I haven't been sent there again.

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I'm awake now but I almost said I'd eat grits if they were piled with enough lobster ...

I have a connection where I can get lobstah for three bucks a pound (Probably not on a large enough scale to mail any to Michigan or any place like that)
 
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