Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume VI)

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Antonin

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I tried to explain the horrors of Walmart to my MIL but she didn't get it.

But then again, she fits the stereotypes of the walmart shopper a bit
 

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No shooting? Not even the people of WalMart? We cannot shoot them?

But, but....
 

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Give a cat a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a cat to steal fish and he will never go hungry.
 

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We don't have Walmart here. All our unpalatable shoppers hang out at K-Mart instead. :tongue

Seriously, every time I go in there, there are screaming kids, angry parents, and people who take up the entire aisle and won't let you past.
 

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Sounds like Asda in the UK, which I think is actually owned by Walmart.

ROAR :D
 

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Good morning, shoppers.

Our blue light special today is tuna!
 

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Sounds like Game stores, which are also owned by Walmart.

SHRIEK :D


Good morning, house of shoppers. :D
 

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I remember Game stores, Gail! (although not fondly)

Here at Grandma Susie's house of forn, we have a patented sleep remedy.

*doinks sassandgroove over the head with a giant inflatable mallet*

*jazz hands*
 

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Morning, house of the questionable insomnia cures!

I got donked and slept like a baby. It works!
 

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I wonder if doinking and laverning are secretly the same.
 

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You have to have level ten security clearance to be privy to that information!

ROAR :D
 

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Unless you're approved by the NSA, the TSA, and the NBA.
 

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Well! That explains why there is so much bootleg laverning going on.
 

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Well this is a first in a few weeks. I actually slept and I feel halfway refreshed. :Huh:
 

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*feels the Duchess*

I concur.

*jazz hands*
 
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