The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself
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Oh Yeah! They'll get it! Some will even get it twice 
A couple of them might even understand the joke.
A couple of them might even understand the joke.
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You know I love Monty Python. So for posting this, I shall refrain from schmooing you at your next posting milestone.
just so everyone knows.....
i'm still not here. i'm totally and completely founced until the abuse has totally and completely stopped and my original avatar is totally and completely restored to its proper location.
i'm still not here. i'm totally and completely founced until the abuse has totally and completely stopped and my original avatar is totally and completely restored to its proper location.
But you realize you would be much more useful during a nuclear holocaust, don't you?
...oh, and
or for attracting cockraoches
Well, Haggis and Angie, reg and Cass will be happy to hear you're not here.
Ted will miss you.
Cella only uses you because she thinks you're smart or something..
Porter just wants your back hair..
Me? I'm... on the fence..
ouch. damned barb wire..
my mom used to make us eat spam.
she'd bread it, fry it and put a blob of mashed potatoes on the top. then into the broiler for a few minutes until the mashed potatoes got golden brown.
see, that was a stroke of genius i tell you because her mashed potatoes were (and are, to this day) unmatched in their awesomeness.
it was still spam though.
eta: i'm not here. i've founced.
she'd bread it, fry it and put a blob of mashed potatoes on the top. then into the broiler for a few minutes until the mashed potatoes got golden brown.
see, that was a stroke of genius i tell you because her mashed potatoes were (and are, to this day) unmatched in their awesomeness.
it was still spam though.
eta: i'm not here. i've founced.
You don’t know what I’ve been doing,
And you think there’s trouble brewing,
Cause I’ve been gone for far too long
(far too long)
But now I’m back and addled,
And I’ve got a great new saddle,
So here I sit while I sing my song,
(sing my song)
Weeeellllll…..
The gophers are in Turkey and they’re eating carrot jerky while a horsie knits them stockings out of air,
The masterpiece is pizza, and Maxwell’s name is Lisa ‘cause he bought it from Houdini at the fair.
If you cannot find the clue, you are going to come unglued, and that is how you lose your dinner plate.
The camel is in Randolph and he’s drinking milk with Gandalf, and loose Louie will never get a raise.
Aha! You think I’m crazy,
And my brain has gotten lazy
Without my daily psychotropic Mel,
(psycho Mel)
Yet now I’m standing here
Contemplating hairy beer
And trying to ignore the funny smell
(funny smell)
Soooooooooo……
The Caberet is wavey and they’re playing ‘Lumpy Gravey’ as the termites over throw the rat regime.
The ghosts play penny ante, and the ants in grannies panties have stolen extra guns and gotten mean.
Does this bother you? I can use another route to get you off the flying submarine.
Yet, since you’ve come this far, just walk up to the bar, there’s more booze than you have ever seen.
And you think there’s trouble brewing,
Cause I’ve been gone for far too long
(far too long)
But now I’m back and addled,
And I’ve got a great new saddle,
So here I sit while I sing my song,
(sing my song)
Weeeellllll…..
The gophers are in Turkey and they’re eating carrot jerky while a horsie knits them stockings out of air,
The masterpiece is pizza, and Maxwell’s name is Lisa ‘cause he bought it from Houdini at the fair.
If you cannot find the clue, you are going to come unglued, and that is how you lose your dinner plate.
The camel is in Randolph and he’s drinking milk with Gandalf, and loose Louie will never get a raise.
Aha! You think I’m crazy,
And my brain has gotten lazy
Without my daily psychotropic Mel,
(psycho Mel)
Yet now I’m standing here
Contemplating hairy beer
And trying to ignore the funny smell
(funny smell)
Soooooooooo……
The Caberet is wavey and they’re playing ‘Lumpy Gravey’ as the termites over throw the rat regime.
The ghosts play penny ante, and the ants in grannies panties have stolen extra guns and gotten mean.
Does this bother you? I can use another route to get you off the flying submarine.
Yet, since you’ve come this far, just walk up to the bar, there’s more booze than you have ever seen.
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