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I LOVE Life of Brian.

But there's this one old Monty Python sketch that always makes me grin when I think of it, and that tends to be often. It's very like something from Far Side (which I also love), but even so, I'm not sure why it has stuck with me like it has.

There're these two old ladies watching TV. On top of the TV is a glowing plastic penguin, and the two of them start arguing over why it's there. Then, inexplicably, it explodes. One of the ladies jumps and yells, "PEANUT BUTTER!"

"Why'd you say that?"

"I panicked!"
 

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So, there you are! I might have known it would end up like this. To think of all the love and affection I've wasted on you. Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, 'Go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care.' I might have known it would end up like this. Sex, sex. That's all young people are interested in nowadays. I don't know what the world's coming to.
 

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I LOVE Life of Brian.

But there's this one old Monty Python sketch that always makes me grin when I think of it, and that tends to be often. It's very like something from Far Side (which I also love), but even so, I'm not sure why it has stuck with me like it has.

There're these two old ladies watching TV. On top of the TV is a glowing plastic penguin, and the two of them start arguing over why it's there. Then, inexplicably, it explodes. One of the ladies jumps and yells, "PEANUT BUTTER!"

"Why'd you say that?"

"I panicked!"

And you can see it again right now :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k1ccguXiws
 

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:D

Thanks, Willie. That's actually a slightly different version than the one I remember, but still pretty funny.
 

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Tis but a flesh wound!

I've had worse!

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Oh, I see - run away then will ya? Come back and fight you yellow pansy! The black night always triumphs!!
 

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-We are now, no longer the Knights who Say 'Ni'. We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."

-[SUB]Ni[/SUB]

-*shh*
 

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King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.



Roger the Shrubber: Are you saying Ni to that old woman?
King Arthur: Um, yes.
Roger the Shrubber: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
King Arthur: Did you say shrubberies?
Roger the Shrubber: Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
 

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Hello Mrs Gorilla
Hello Mrs Nongorilla
Been shopping?
No
Where you been?
Shopping
What'd you buy?
A piston engine
Why in the world did you buy a piston engine?
It was a bargain!

I think that's close.

EG
 
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