Keyboard Smash Game

Matera the Mad · Nov 21, 2014

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Such big, heavy jugs -- even you observe!

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M.S. Wiggins · Nov 25, 2014

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Shamelessness is killing justice ~~generously~~ ~~globally~~ guiltlessly.

(Actually, they all apply...more often than not.)

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Matera the Mad · Nov 25, 2014

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Eventually, justice seems less imaginable; wisdom subsides.

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Nymtoc · Nov 25, 2014

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Quit acting outrageously; it's unfortunately quite tiresome.

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Matera the Mad · Nov 25, 2014

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We eat vegetables -- green, red, yellow; tastily fried.

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M.S. Wiggins · Nov 26, 2014

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Quiet absolutions go undying in historical documentation...and ferment.

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Nymtoc · Nov 26, 2014

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Some loony man curses incessantly entering San Francisco.

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M.S. Wiggins · Nov 26, 2014

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X does bounce halfway, joining fictitious kinetic Y.

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Matera the Mad · Nov 26, 2014

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Ferocious jerboas ended Robert's life, overcoming Conrad's jerrybuilt defenses.

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Locke · Nov 26, 2014

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Like killing a selfish egomaniac ever greatly reduced fighting trends, unlike other yearning fishermen.

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Nymtoc · Nov 27, 2014

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Yvette lives a life in wealth now, essentially luxuriating.

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Matera the Mad · Nov 28, 2014

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Promoting obsolete merchandise? Never buy it -- up yours! (Black Friday protest)

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M.S. Wiggins · Dec 1, 2014

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(Pardon the toilet humor.)
Sad and desolate, Leo joined Young Horrible Farters Anonymous, keynoting undiscovered gases.

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T Robinson · Dec 1, 2014

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Seeing a dead llama, Jerry yelled, "Hurry for a kind, ugly ghost."

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Nymtoc · Dec 1, 2014

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Frankenstein rarely escaped harsh judgment under public laws, obviously.

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Matera the Mad · Dec 1, 2014

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Obvious, unless it has left you thinking nonsensical stuff.

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Nymtoc · Dec 1, 2014

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Kids just say awful, disgusting, gross, horrible folderol, using gestures.

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Matera the Mad · Dec 2, 2014

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Computer geeks favor brash graphics, heavy javascript, killer user interface.

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Locke · Dec 2, 2014

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Spring flowers lunge justly, skewering death-winter.

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Nymtoc · Dec 3, 2014

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The last of the British frigates fought to avert Spanish maneuvers.

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Matera the Mad · Dec 3, 2014

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Great "bargains" have just taken your wealth -- money bye-buy!

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Nymtoc · Dec 4, 2014

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Leave out sarcasm and just get down literally, judging fiction.

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Matera the Mad · Dec 4, 2014

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Do voles tunnel 'round your Uvularia beds, eating tubers?

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Nymtoc · Dec 5, 2014

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Savage dragons readily ingest an unimaginably gross, appalling diet.

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M.S. Wiggins · Dec 5, 2014

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Occasionally, I try new jokes in gradients—laugh, dammit!

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Keyboard Smash Game

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

"The Moving Finger writes..."

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

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Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

"The Moving Finger writes..."

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"The Moving Finger writes..."

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Lost the instruction manual

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Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

"The Moving Finger writes..."

Born long ago, in a different era

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Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

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Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Lost the instruction manual

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Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

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Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

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"The Moving Finger writes..."