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indwig · Nov 19, 2014

"Train hard, panda, and perhaps someday, you will have ears like mine."

Nymtoc · Nov 20, 2014

Mine eyes have seen the flurry of the coming of the snow.

Hannah M · Nov 20, 2014

Snow heralded the coming of Spring, making headline news.

shakeysix · Nov 21, 2014

Headline News has turned into Headline Snooze.--s6

Nymtoc · Nov 21, 2014

Snooze after Thanksgiving dinner, and you won't have to listen to your crazy uncle's interminable rants.

shakeysix · Nov 21, 2014

Interminable rants against Sam Brownback have become my once ultra conservative bro- in- law's new mantra.

Matera the Mad · Nov 21, 2014

Mantra chanting hippies clogged the sidewalks.

indwig · Nov 22, 2014

The sidewalks of the city were covered in paint as the citizens expressed their outrage at the new law stating that firearms were banned and that only paintguns were legal.

Hannah M · Nov 22, 2014

Legal is optional.

CDSinex · Nov 24, 2014

Optional features are available for an extra charge.

shakeysix · Nov 25, 2014

Charge of the Light Brigade: Sound poetry, Commendable Courage, Incredible Stupidity.

Hannah M · Nov 25, 2014

Stupidity to the student is like curiosity to the cat.

Nymtoc · Nov 25, 2014

Cat Stevens is the former stage name of Steven Demetre Georgiou, who was known for a while as Steve Adams and who changed his name to Yusuf Islam when he became a Muslim.

Matera the Mad · Nov 25, 2014

Muslim teachings are as often misinterpreted as those of Christianity.

Nymtoc · Dec 1, 2014

Christianity has about 2.25 billion followers worldwide.

shakeysix · Dec 1, 2014

Worldwide Web = www.

indwig · Dec 1, 2014

www.getofftheinternetandstartwritingyahack.com is guaranteed to put an end to your procrastinating.

Nymtoc · Dec 1, 2014

Procrastinating is a serious crime and should be punished to the full extent of the law!

indwig · Dec 4, 2014

The law clearly states that penguins cannot be entered into ostrich races.

shakeysix · Dec 4, 2014

Ostrich races were the best part in "The Swiss Family Robinson" Disney movie but I was disappointed to find there were no ostrich races in the novel. --s6

Steve Coate · Dec 4, 2014

Novel idea, that.

indwig · Dec 5, 2014

That fool, Tom, forget to leash the dog and now the neighbor's cat is in chunks all over the floor.

Nymtoc · Dec 5, 2014

Floor shows typically combine a variety of singing, dancing and comedy acts.

shakeysix · Dec 5, 2014

Acts 1:9-- ...and He was taken up in a cloud before their very eyes.

Nymtoc · Dec 5, 2014

"Eyes right!" the sergeant commanded as his platoon marched past the President, but unfortunately, the President was at their left.

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