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3. 'he was going so fast, I thought I was gonna fall off"
 
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3- "So yeah, I rode one at the county fair. I liked it so much, my pa gave me this one."
 

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5: I know, I know, it is impressive. He's just a gelding though. Ho-hum.
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1. I hate every single one of you little brats and I hope you all fail.
 

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3. Hurry up with those gucci wallets, slav- uh, I mean, sonnies.
 

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5. And that's what happens to the turkey's head in Thanksgiving! Now allow me to show how do aaaall the tasty vegetables get inside it.

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2. Don't flush the third stall. That's a work of art.
 

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5. "Hello Sir, would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies?"

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Verse 1. Waste not thy time with messages to and from strangers at the bazaar. Thy works in progress are thy lifeblood and shall not be neglected.
 

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Corinthians 1:800:999:3213: And thou shall know that thy cake is but a lie.
 

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3) And lo, Jesus suffered during Passover for there was matzo, but there was no fiber.
 

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5) And the Lord said, "Harry Potter and his blasphemous friends shall be erased from the new york times bestseller list", and so they were.

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Okaaay... Answer 1).- Why Stephanie Meyer is Right
 

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5.- Kaiser-Kun and bettielee someone who isn't bettielee at all are getting married, everybody who posts is invited

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Stupid ways to die
 
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