The Bent Nail Saloon.

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Oh great, just what I need, not only do I have an undead dog, now I have an undead battery.
 

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Do undead batt'ries supply negative charge? Would ya' put t' batt'ry in in reverse? Do undead batt'ries dream of electric sheep (whar' is the sheepy one anyways)?

And I, er, they, did a good job on ya's, Cray. Staked, dismembered, cremated, scattered t' ashes, nuked the site from orbit, salted t' ground wit' radioactives, fuzed it o'er wit' a hellbore cannon, drove o'er it wit' a gazillion ton tank, chanted t' appropriate incan, incanta, er, spells, an' a few other odds n' ends t' goes along wit' all thet there.

Twasn't me though. Nope, I t'ink it might o' been Haggis.

An' how'd you like the moat outside?
 

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Love the moat and my gators, undead battery not so much.
 

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What I don't get a hug?
 

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That's okay. Don't forget I used to be a firebender.
 

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As much as I loved being the firebender I had to embrace my inner Transformer.
 

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What kind of wild west bar is this anyway? Firebenders, transformers, zombies. Is this the wild west, Stephen King style?
 

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*the batwing doors give off an eerie squeal as he steps inside. A layer of dust covers the tables, chairs, and bar. Even the creepy picture of the town's marshal, with its glowing red eyes, has a layer of dust covering it. He shivers and crosses himself* Damned ugly varmint.

Where in tarnation is everyone? Its like a dadblasted ghost town in here.

*goes behind the bar. All the bottles have dust on them. He blow off the dust of one, uncorks it, and takes a swig*

Well, looks like I've got to clean the place, startin with these bottles right here.

*picks up a dust-covered glass, spits into it, and wipes it out with a moldy bar rag, then fills it with Red Eye*

Yup, got a lot of cleanin to do.
 

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*tap* *turn* *cough*

Better check with Reg, sometimes she puts that dust there.


*spit*
 

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Well, well, looky who's ambled back into town.
 

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*ambles up to the bar*

Don't mind if I do.

Whiskey. Straight .Leave the bottle.

*spit*
 

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*sets out dawg's bowl*



Water back?