You took the words right outta my mouth!

Caitlin Black · Apr 8, 2012

his head was 6 inches away from his body, making it difficult for him to grasp things.

It never fails to...

DeleyanLee · Apr 8, 2012

amaze me, how silly some people are.

The thing I want most from you is...

Caitlin Black · Apr 8, 2012

your credit card details, PIN number and a letter of apology to the Dean of Medicine.

This house will never...

KellyAssauer · Apr 8, 2012

make it through another barrage of chocolate cakes like that last one.

I'll distract Susie if you...

Caitlin Black · Apr 8, 2012

keep Alleycat away from the Muppet long enough for radio silence.

In the end, they always...

swachski · Apr 8, 2012

kiss and make up.

Nothing like a little male bonding to...

KellyAssauer · Apr 8, 2012

get the vice cops to break down the door.

Do you have cab fare or should I....

Caitlin Black · Apr 8, 2012

put you in a barrel and hire a catapault?

Nobody ever said...

KellyAssauer · Apr 9, 2012

flying was easy.

Which way should I rub...

regdog · Apr 9, 2012

the lamp to find the genie?

Why are there so many...

swachski · Apr 9, 2012

lamps and so few genies?

If I had three wishes, I would...

jjdebenedictis · Apr 9, 2012

...not be scrubbing hamsters in this pet store sweatshop.

My lilac trees seem to be growing...

KellyAssauer · Apr 9, 2012

kiwi fruit.

Maybe I should have watered them with....

Lavern08 · Apr 9, 2012

Gatorade.

Someone found my stash of ...

DeleyanLee · Apr 9, 2012

chocolate--and I think I know who it was, Susie! :wag:

Tom couldn't believe he saw...

Caitlin Black · Apr 9, 2012

an 8 year old not on a sugar high, but there Jess was, right in front of his eyes!

"Jess," he said, ...

KellyAssauer · Apr 9, 2012

could step down off the kitchen table?

That's when the door opened and...

Caitlin Black · Apr 9, 2012

then closed again. Damn ghosts!

How many roads must a man...

KellyAssauer · Apr 10, 2012

pave, before he gets one right.

Just after the construction zone...

Lavern08 · Apr 10, 2012

....and around the corner from the meth lab.

The cows and the sheep...

SWest · Apr 10, 2012

...have begun playing Electric Fence Chicken.

That's one of the...

Silent Rob · Apr 10, 2012

...crocodiles I left under the christmas tree!

What did I do to...

Gilroy Cullen · Apr 10, 2012

... deserve the burial of a dead goat?

I've asked you a thousand times ...

Snitchcat · Apr 10, 2012

....not to scratch your neck with your foot!

If I've said it once....

Duchessmary · Apr 10, 2012

...you've never said it before

You took the words right outta my mouth!

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Writing Anarchist

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The Scavengers

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Writing Anarchist

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The Anti-Magdalene

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The Anti-Magdalene

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

In the garden...

Riff-Raff

Handsome servant of a redhead

Dragon-kitty.

Where I want to be