* uses c-4 from the newbies that wasn't needed to dig well, to 'disable' air freshening system to smithereens *
* farts *
* farts *
Royalty for a Week, and Shameless The Rest of The Time (Volume IV)
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An Invitation to the Royal Ball: A Costume Affair
Greetings, dear Royals (and he who shall remain unnamed today):
It is with great pleasure that I inform you that, in commemoration of my reign, we shall be having the event of the week in the royal ballroom!
Please make haste and spread the word throughout the AW land of this momentous occasion (details below):
You are cordially invited to...
A Costume Ball, featuring mystery, elegance, sparkles, and good food
The Ball shall take place starting at 5:00 PM CST on the eve of Saturday, the 20th of September in the royal ballroom of the AW castle and will wind long into the eve for all those who attend.
Please come dressed as your favorite Monarch from history, fiction, or...wherever. Royal prizes will be bestowed for best costumes and for sparkliest costumes.
DJ efforts will be provided by Cassandra (formerly known as Ax-baby), along with other notable music connoisseurs to be named.
I look forward to seeing you all as we mark the closing of my humble reign.
Sincerely,
Your Majesty, Tiddlywinks
P.S. I am having the Royal Ballroom sparklefied even as we speak.
Greetings, dear Royals (and he who shall remain unnamed today):
It is with great pleasure that I inform you that, in commemoration of my reign, we shall be having the event of the week in the royal ballroom!
Please make haste and spread the word throughout the AW land of this momentous occasion (details below):
You are cordially invited to...
A Costume Ball, featuring mystery, elegance, sparkles, and good food
The Ball shall take place starting at 5:00 PM CST on the eve of Saturday, the 20th of September in the royal ballroom of the AW castle and will wind long into the eve for all those who attend.
Please come dressed as your favorite Monarch from history, fiction, or...wherever. Royal prizes will be bestowed for best costumes and for sparkliest costumes.
DJ efforts will be provided by Cassandra (formerly known as Ax-baby), along with other notable music connoisseurs to be named.
I look forward to seeing you all as we mark the closing of my humble reign.
Sincerely,
Your Majesty, Tiddlywinks
P.S. I am having the Royal Ballroom sparklefied even as we speak.
*notes that auxilliary deoderizing system engages after a small boom from below.*
*also notes that the catapults engage again, throwing some manner of creature that vaguely resembles a cow over the moon into P&CE*
*also notes that the catapults engage again, throwing some manner of creature that vaguely resembles a cow over the moon into P&CE*
* Feeds a box of wire hangers into the auxiliary air freshener. Listens to the noise until it stops *
*engages Merlin the dragon for burning noxious fumes since ballroom is protected from fire. Notices a mangy looking moose running out with burnt patches*
*bespells royal ballroom to admit access to no one besides myself*
*bespells royal ballroom to admit access to no one besides myself*
Last item for the eve:
My royal decree for tomorrow is "Butterflies and Fridays - Flights of Fancy." (No snickering behind the royal monarch's back, please.)
I'm looking to add to the butterfly collection in the atrium, all to be released during the ball...
~Your Majesty, Tiddlywinks
My royal decree for tomorrow is "Butterflies and Fridays - Flights of Fancy." (No snickering behind the royal monarch's back, please.)
I'm looking to add to the butterfly collection in the atrium, all to be released during the ball...
~Your Majesty, Tiddlywinks
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Um... My favorite monarch was a nudist. Twould not be a wise move for me to dress (or not dress as the case may be) as such...
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Your Majesty, the ball sounds delightful, and it is with great anticipation I await to see the Royals dressed in their finery.
It's good that it is being held tomorrow, since with today's dawning, it is 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'.
Aye, mateys, tis the one day ye can dress and talk like a pirate and not be considered an asylum denizen (though with some in here it is a foregone conclusion, no matter the day.)
So, avast me mateys, yo ho!
It's good that it is being held tomorrow, since with today's dawning, it is 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'.
Aye, mateys, tis the one day ye can dress and talk like a pirate and not be considered an asylum denizen (though with some in here it is a foregone conclusion, no matter the day.)
So, avast me mateys, yo ho!
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*rubs hands gleefully* I do so love dressing up. Hmm...who should I choose?
Here, your majesty, have a butterfly for the theme of the day:
Oooh, pretty.
...and is it really Talk Like a Pirate Day?!? Yesssssss!!!
Here, your majesty, have a butterfly for the theme of the day:
Oooh, pretty.
...and is it really Talk Like a Pirate Day?!? Yesssssss!!!
Here are some for you, O Queen.
Ahoy Mateys and yer majesty. I'm stoppin' in te warn ye about the scurvy pirates on AW today. Guard ye sparkly stuff well. Arrrr.
Yarr. If that be the case, me royals, methinks a certain prince may be walkin the plank today.
Arrrr...ye be like a sea urchin in my royal throne there, Prince Porter. I'd be quiverin in my boots if I were you.
Yo ho. Didna think of the Emperor's New Clothes, if me guess be worth its weight in gold. We can always find ye a cloak from Davey Jones's locker...
*stomps off to go find more pirate jokes*
ETA: Although, if ye bring a bottle of rum or two, the landlubbers tomorrow may kindly overlook your fashion faux paux.
Arrrr! Did ye say "rum" yer Majesty?!
Blast me cannons and call me gutless, but I did indeed, Lady Tiana.
*adds selection of rum to the bar list for tomorrow eve*
*looks at Prince Porter's post. Tries not to groan at the horrible pun. Walks off hiding the smile twitching*