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Deciding which side of the sliced bread to spread stuff on, the slightly concave side, where the top crust angles toward you a bit, or the slightly convex side where the top crust angles away. 'Cause, yanno, that convex side, it holds *more*. But the concave side, it holds *better*.

*sigh*
 
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I'm drinking watered down Dr.Pepper because the ice melted too quick. Or I drank it too slow. Either way it's a problem! :)
 

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I want some damned Kentucky Fried Chicken more than anything and if I don't get it I'm thinking about stamping my foot.
 

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One of my computers was being a pain, so I had to turn on my other computer.
 

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I forgot to turn the coffee machine on the right setting, so I had to wait an extra minute for it to warm up enough to foam my latte.
 

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1 - I bought a bag of mellowcreme pumpkins and ate them too fast. Now I feel ill and don't have anymore pumpkins.
And I'll probably do it again in the near future. :e2woo:

2 - I'm excited for Halloween, but Christmas decorations and commercials are already appearing; Christmas creeps into autumn more and more...
(I like Christmas just fine...but I like it in December, not September.)
 

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I forget to go to bed again. Oh well, I'll just sleep all day again.
 

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My dark chocolate melted too fast when I dipped it in my coffee and fell into the thermos. I had to go all the way into the kitchen to get a spoon so I could mix it up properly. And now there are chocolate bits floating around in the cup. They feel weird on my tongue!
 

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I'm very sorry for your loss, Ona.
 

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I took several days off of work and no matter what I tried, I couldn't shake the boredom.
 

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My husband asked if the cup of coffee on the table was for him and I said yes in order to get approval for being thoughtful. But it was really for me. Now I have to get up and pour another cup for myself. After I already sat down.
 

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I just bought huge boxes of cereal down in the states and came back to find the milk had gone bad. :<
 

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What the hell?? My laptop must take a full two minutes to boot up now! That's like.. two minutes I'll never see again! I could have been doing something cool, right? Hey, my time is worth... my time is worth like.. you know.. something!
 

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I'm terribly sorry to hear of your losses of milk and minutes.

At lunchtime today, I ordered the vegetable medley with my steak but they brought broccoli. Sorry I've been gone but obviously I was too humiliated to show my face, even online.
 

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Bronco, you are very brave to come forward with your humiliating ordeal. Stay strong.

My husband just installed a new toilet. He put the old one out at the street, where everyone will see it. I think I'll have to move now.
 

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There's nothing interesting on television. It's just gone midnight, I should go to bed, and even if there was something interesting on television I wouldn't watch it because I'm on the internet. But I'm still annoyed.
 

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I don't have time for another cup of coffee because I have to go shopping.
 

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what's Starbucks? we only got Macca's here five years ago. the last frontier.

ETA: meaning here in my rural Victorian town, not in the big smoke
 
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