From Mac's Mailbox:

Ooh, can I be a minion? I've always wanted to be a minion.

That's only one step up from sycophancy, though. Are you sure you have enough chapstick to kiss that much ass?

And what miffs me is....................................You granted an interview? Will this be an 'on the phone interview', or just a 'email interview'? (Inquiring minds want to know.)

What time of the month is the collection plate passed? (I want to make sure I have the right change to put in.)

Is clothing attire of any special kind required? (Need to make sure my laundry is done.)

Any chance of a potluck after 'services'? (I have to eat every few hours to keep up my strength.)

MacAllister said:

I ate an entire litter of kittens, still alive, on buttered wheat toast.

Then burned down an orphanage.

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An orphanage with orphans and puppies in it, no doubt.

scarletpeaches said:

You're fucking hardcore evil then!

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Ah, nonsense. Buttered wheat toast? White toast with margarine is what we serve in the Evil Club.

Jersey Chick said:

An orphanage with orphans and puppies in it, no doubt.

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And she kicked Haggis!





Oh, wait. Never mind.

Jersey Chick said:

An orphanage with orphans and puppies in it, no doubt.

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An orphanage full of blind orphaned puppies.

*emerges from her long absence just to point and laugh*

I seriously needed that laugh today.

Wait, wait, wait.

Am I the only one who read it as "Cooks for Christ?"

I was so confused on what this had to do with cooking for Christ and MacAllister being a big ol' phony/evil witchdoctor.

MacAllister said:

Ohhhh! An AWers Potluck would be AWESOME fun, wouldn't it?

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Are you referring to the guests or the entrees?

Because it does make a difference. I ask only because you're all evil and stuff.

MacAllister said:

Ohhhh! An AWers Potluck would be AWESOME fun, wouldn't it?

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Until someone started a discussion about prologues . . .

Izz said:

No, i read it that way too, initially. Made the ?huargh? even ?haurghier?

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And here I thought they were trying to be clever and disguise themselves as cooks, cooking for Christ. I'm so disappointed.

scarletpeaches said:

An orphanage full of blind orphaned puppies.

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three-legged blind orphaned puppies, I'm thinking.

MacAllister said:

Ohhhh! An AWers Potluck would be AWESOME fun, wouldn't it?

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Not if you're fricasseeing the souls of innocent baby kittens and passing off the meat as filet mignon.

I object!

I've worked 57 years to reach the level of teh ebil Mac has apparently attained in one swell foop!

I'm going to go set up a site called 'bustermacisapoopoohead.com'.

Jersey Chick said:

three-legged blind orphaned puppies, I'm thinking.

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three-legged blind orphaned puppies left out in the cold and rain . . .

alleycat said:

three-legged blind orphaned puppies left out in the cold and rain . . .

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That makes them more tender, you know.

alleycat said:

Until someone started a discussion about prologues . . .

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Or first vs. third person.

Jersey Chick said:

three-legged blind orphaned puppies, I'm thinking.

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With rickets and mange.

I'm speechless. Mostly because I'm laughing too hard to speak.

"Crooks for Christ". That totes needs to be on a bumper sticker. Well done, Mac, you slimeball terrorist you.

callalily61 said:

So what's our uniform?

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We're supposed to be wearing clothes? But the goat blood never comes out!

ETA: No, see, waning gibbous moon. Should never wear clothes on a waning gibbous moon. Or your ears fall off.