As the Cantina Turns - Smibble of Zenda
Dispatch from Tech Support
FAO: Ande
Thought you might be able to pass this on. Apologies for the weird formatting.
Rex.
Dear cantinas,
You've got to help us. They are torturing us. We have lessons in chivalry and romantic behaviour
Rex has promised to pass this message on to you. He's up here in Romance doing
every day.when we get things wrong they set the Cupids on us. Max has scars all down his legs
some Tech Support, although to be honest, I can't see any work that needs doing,
because their aim is improving. They're keeping us in the store room at the back, with the artificial
but he's the Tech guy, not me. Max and I are holding up OK. They are feeding us
roses and the doilies. There are two main people in charge, a Mr Mills and a Ms Boon – I kid you
and looking after us, but we aren't getting a lot of exercise. They let us have pen
not. Sam Hain and his friend Harley Quinn are ok, but they don't know half of what's happening.
and pencils, but they tend to get upset if we try to write anything that doesn't
Rumour is they are planning some entertainment over Christmas. Max thinks it's us. You've got to
include Romance. We are missing our diet of aliens, zombies and monsters. Rex
help us get out of here. I don't think we can take much more of this.
says he needs to go now, so I have to stop. Here's hoping we can see you
sometime over the New Year,
Debio