Someone's got to bleed the trees.Thank for the wishes ...
spent most of the day in bed wondering if it was worth going for 66
Of course I couldn't let you guys off that easily ...
spent most of the day in bed wondering if it was worth going for 66
Pffffft! Only 65 goin' on 66? What a whippersnapper! I don't consider people real adults until they're in their 70s.
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Someone had to do it.
Happy Birthday PorterStarrByrd and many happy returns of the day!
Love reading the OFBGI and your posts give me an impression of you as an awesome cunninglinguist who I meself aspire to become one day.
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Ahhhh, good job!
You're a quick study, Grasshopper.
Ahhhh, good job!
You're a quick study, Grasshopper.
Birthdays around here...
unlike jello, you only get one per year
I've got pampers older than that.
Just got this on FB:
I mean, really, how much room can they take up? Anybody care to adopt Haggis?
Let's see .. they have thementalitydisposition of a pit bull and the bite of a gopher with dental problems. They shed without having a collectable pelt, even in middle of the winter. It would take at least four of them to make a decent manbag. They have the bark of a human shrew and it a takes couple of them to fill up taco shells for an average appetizer tray ... yet they consume at least that much every day. Why is the above item surprising?
He's back, OFG.I had a sink once or maybe it was a sinker since I used it for fish which doesnt always sort of clear things up as much as it doesn't since a sink or a sinker could be used for fish if you have caught one yet or are trying to get one to throw in the sink to get it clean enough to cook and maybe eat after you cook up some potatoes and carry it somewhere all wrapped up in the newspaper which I sometimes get all wrapped up in after a good day of sports games or something since I don't live in betroit or the wolverine state which one of my ancestors named it after they kicked him out of betroit for not liking the king or somebody which didn't make his heart sink two awful much when he founded deerborn or someplace way back when because
I had a sink once or maybe it was a sinker since I used it for fish which doesnt always sort of clear things up as much as it doesn't since a sink or a sinker could be used for fish if you have caught one yet or are trying to get one to throw in the sink to get it clean enough to cook and maybe eat after you cook up some potatoes and carry it somewhere all wrapped up in the newspaper which I sometimes get all wrapped up in after a good day of sports games or something since I don't live in betroit or the wolverine state which one of my ancestors named it after they kicked him out of betroit for not liking the king or somebody which didn't make his heart sink two awful much when he founded deerborn or someplace way back when because
Been a long time since I was a depressed teen and cut myself, but reading these makes me want to start again.
... reading these makes me want to start again.
Porter posts on here?You guys actually read Porter'srantsposts???!!!
*Laughs uncontrollably*