Yay! An adventure!
I've heard, or maybe I read it some where, or it was mentioned on a blog, or I just made it up, that balloonists hate dirigibles. HATE THEM. Much like sailors hate motor boats (I really don't know if they do), or bikers hate automobiles (this is true, especially in San Francisco). Because of the motors. It's cheating, they say (I assume).
If that's true (and I'm not really sure about that, like I said), then I think they'd hate Wonkavators even more, and not only is Smish in terrible danger, but so are we. Aaaaaahhhhh! They're throwing champagne bottles at us!
Oh, wait. Cheers!