Funny Fake Names You've Heard

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My father knows a guy with the name Dick Shaker. Funny thing is he didn't realize anything about the name till he told my brother and I and we started cracking up.
 

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Stu Pidasso

(For real--I spoke to a man by the name of Seymour Hyman. He wasn't a gynecologist, though.)
 

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Okay, don't laugh (don't care if you do lol) but my last name is Payne, and i have heard all of these as i have grown older.

Private Payne
General Payne
Major Payne

Dr. Payne
House of Payne
A real payne (my name is Aurielle)
and if i had been a boy i would have been Noah Payne (Know A Payne)

And my first name is Aurielle, as in Ariel, as in the little mermaid. Arg.
 

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Al Coholic
Phil McKrackin

Hugh Jerection
Amanda Huginkiss

Palmer Johnson
Dick Little
 

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aghast said:
Haywood Jablome. Ooops great minds think alike I also like Matt Trez.

A client actually placed a birthday notice in our newspaper for Heywood Jablome. The sales rep didn't catch the reference and put it in the paper. She couldn't understand why everyone was laughing at it so much, and later she wondered why she didn't get fired for taking the notice.

When I worked in a local mall, I heard the lady on the public address system say, "Would Mike Hunt please come to the information booth." Ahh, good times...
 

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I like when old threads come back. . . my favorite funny fake name is:


Weren Cole.



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I kinda got crazy for my NaNoWriMo novel for this year. Since it was a spy story, I figured I had to have some stupid pun names:

Helen Highwater
Captain Coates (say it fast enough)
Irish Brogan

I've also seen Ivanna Smooch.

And my cousin named her daughter Amanda Lynn.
 

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My new english teacher begs his students not to call him his most obvious nickname...... his last name is Dumbas. And there's a kid who's last name is Dilder.......