The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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Jaycinth

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Same Psychosis...different day.
I'm pretty much over the flu, but it is really starting to annoy me that zombies are getting into everything.

I never thought I'd think of zombies the way I think of ...well cockroaches...

but they are filthy and they leave droppings, and they bite and spread disease, and you can't even go into a 'good neighborhood' without encountering some reminder of these shambling pests.


I mean ...seriously...they are getting into EVERYTHING!!!

Florida's 'Python Challenge' draws nearly 800 hunters
The recommended method for killing pythons is the same for killing zombies: a gunshot to the brain or decapitation to reduce the threat. (The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals doesn't approve of the latter method, though.)
Pythons are kind of the zombies of the Everglades, though their infestation is less deadly to humans. The snakes have no natural predators, they can eat anything in their way, they can reproduce in large numbers, and they don't belong here.
 

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And with that, Porter and Rob successfully kilt the thread!











Condolences to the sick chihuey. But look on the bright side - at least the vet put the thermometer in your mouth.

'Flu will only last for seven days if you treat it - a week if you don't. :(

*goes to fetch more chicken soup*
 

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Now I'm starting to doubt my decision to smooch that sloppy broad at the convenience store..
 

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Condolences to the sick chihuey. But look on the bright side - at least the vet put the thermometer in your mouth.

'Flu will only last for seven days if you treat it - a week if you don't. :(

*goes to fetch more chicken soup*

Eight days down and counting. It's not the flu. Just a bad cold with lots of congestion and not nearly enough scotch. but chicken soup is good too. Thanks.

Now I'm starting to doubt my decision to smooch that sloppy broad at the convenience store..
It might not have been quite as convenient as you first thought.
 

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Hopefully the Nyquil survives ;)

How are you feeling, any better? :Hug2:
 

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Dunno, but the Nyquil is coming to work with me tomorrow.

Sorry. I assumed 'flu because there are reports in our newspapers about a 'flu 'epidemic' that appears to be sweeping across the US. :(

There are a couple of homeopathic remedies for congestion that work really well. They may have different names in the US. Maybe your pharmacist could recommend one.



In the meantime, could all you sick puppies not sneeze or cough in here. It's bad enough being sick when it's cold. But it's in the 90's here....

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I had my flu shot and I it is 21 degrees here - in the desert!!!

OhMyGossh!
 

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'Flu shots are only 62% successful. - CDC

Cold shots - not invented yet.




The doctors tells Haggis that he has a very bad cold. Haggis says he wants a second opinion. The doctor says, "Okay. You're ugly, too."


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The doctors tells Haggis that he has a very bad cold. Haggis says he wants a second opinion. The doctor says, "Okay. You're ugly, too."


:roll:
:ROFL:
 
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