The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

regdog said:

Is that what we're wearing?! For a minute there I thought we were wearing Pac Man ghosts

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That does explain the sudden urge to eat power pellets...

Haggis said:

Okay, folks. Pack up your backpacks and get ready to hop on the bus again. And this time don't forget to bring change of underwear.

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chuckling

cray said:

I'll start between 6:40 and 7am Tahoe time.

It takes the pros about 8 to 8.5 hrs.

Slugs like me? I stink at this crap. 12 or 13 hrs? Maybe.
My half ironman times are btwn 5.5 and 6hrs. Here at tahoe, I'll be happy to just finish.

anything can happen though. Triathlon is a fickle beast.

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Much like qW.

Good luck out there, mec.

I want a full write-up on the jellyfish-repelling qualities of drakkar noir.

Close your eyes, cray. Team cray has a surprise for you.

Haggis said:

Close your eyes, cray. Team cray has a surprise for you.

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Now that's awesome.

She's pointing at me when she says that, guys.

I never asked myself that question,
but it all makes perfect sense.

cray would have a felt.

Haggis said:

Close your eyes, cray. Team cray has a surprise for you.

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You guys are awesome! And Nina even remberer that I ride a Felt!

Well, that's all well and good, but see, cray decided to go to a movie before his "event."

When he got to the ticket booth, the agent asked him, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

Cray said, "Oh, that's my pet rooster, Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes."

"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals inside the theater." (Of all the nerve!!)

So anyway, cray went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his overalls. (What? All batteries wear overalls.) He went back to the ticket booth, bought his ticket, and went into the theater.

He took the only empty seat, next to Swach and Nina. The movie started, and soon the rooster started to squirm. Cray decided to unbutton his fly so that Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie with him.

"Nina," whispered Swach.

"What?" said Nina.

"I think the battery next to me is a pervert!"

"What gives you that idea?" asked Nina.

"He undid his pants and has his thing out!" whispered Swach.

"Oh, don't worry about it. It's not like we haven't seen one of those before!"

"I thought that too," said Swach, "but this one's eating my popcorn!!"

cray. A Twain quotation for your adventure:

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

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Thank you, Williebee. This helps us track cray so we can trip him cheer him on.

Awesome artwork, Nina!

Go Team Cray!!!

Haggis said:

Close your eyes, cray. Team cray has a surprise for you.

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Cray and that bike sure got a long ride.

I feel worse for it than for him, though.


Someone had to say it.

Williebee said:

Link to live coverage

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Indeed.

You'll notice a good place to watch from is called the 'hot corner.'
Some of you can watch from there!
Some of you cannot. *eyes haggis*

cray said:

Some of you can watch from there!

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If there's watching involved, I'm sure Ted set his alarm.



How's that for inspiring?

My balls hurt.

robeiae said:

My balls hurt.

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Here, have more popcorn..

Bowling balls, Reg. When I drop them on my toes, they hurt.

Such dirty minds. Jeeze.

Technically, the balls do not feel pain, so you should have said your toes hurt.. or your balls hurt your toes (which is a disturbing image taken out of context)





But you did make a bowling ball out of qW'zez head, so I suppose that ball would feel pain.




Then again, from what I've been told, decapitated bunneh heads can't feel pain, so we're back to square one..



Here, have more popcorn..