AW's Super-Dooper Newbie Pub Where Newbies Can Chat With Golden Oldies

So, you're going into a new business, hmm? Interesting...

I've found some scuba gear. Anyone fancy an investigation down a well?

Hey, I heard this place had good drinks, even for noobies. I think I'll have a...uh...

*gets hit by flying apple*
*is dazed momentarily, then comes to realization*

I'll have a Red's Apple Ale.

*slides over the drink*

Welcome to the pub. There's a scuba expedition later. We're heading down a well. Possibly. Care to join?

Well, a well sounds interesting as long as it is the Well of Lost Plots

I don't know guys. This well might very well lead us back to Porter's blog. He's crafty that way.

Wait -- Porter has a blog?

Aye, he does.

Cassandra, that is one heck of an avatar. *edges away*

Tiana, don't encourage Cass. Or this is going to turn into Groundhog Day, and then I'm going to be forced to click on Porter's blog link AGAIN because someone knows I can't resist clicking on links and...

*taps foot and glares over at Cass*

Hmm. Didn't I say I was taking a break today? And yet, I'm in here again.

Give me a root beer and I'll go mutter over in the corner while reading other posts when I SHOULD be working on a short story idea I had...(but I still have *checks clock* at least 8 hours more of writing time...good thing I'm a night owl).

*gasp*

ANOTHER root beer fan who takes far too many, ehrm, the ocassional - yes, I like that word - break.

It's like looking in a mirror to an alternate reality. *shudders*

I'm so sorry.

*giggles*

Really.


*shakes head*


Note: I know I've missed shouts in other posts and normally I'm better about playing and answering. But I'm working, dang it. Wooorking. Exactly. So stop distracting me. Unless chocolate or really cute men are involved.

Actually, a combo of both would be REALLY good about now. It's been a while. Wait. Woooorking.

SamuelKeller said:

Hey, I heard this place had good drinks, even for noobies.

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nealraisman said:

Well, a well sounds interesting as long as it is the Well of Lost Plots

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Oh, how rude of me.

Root beer? Or pick your poison.

And I'm not here.
*fading out in corner in serious attempt to work on writing...seriously leaving now...*

not here.

So we are well diving? Excellent, sounds like a jolly good way to blow off some steam after I just finished my editing phase for my first novel.

tiddlywinks said:

Oh, how rude of me.

Root beer? Or pick your poison.

And I'm not here.
*fading out in corner in serious attempt to work on writing...seriously leaving now...*

not here.

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Why is there a ghostly silver aura in the corner? *scratches head*

SamuelKeller said:

So we are well diving? Excellent, sounds like a jolly good way to blow off some steam after I just finished my editing phase for my first novel.

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*hands Samuel a mask*

Anyone else? No? Your loss.

*removes manhole cover*

If we see any Anglo-Saxons down there I may be able to translate. May. Then again, this might take me straight to work.

Geronimo, baby.

*fixes mask and dives*

I've been gone for awhile and so do not know if my C-4 was ever put to good use, although the fact that I keep hearing reference to a well and not a cavern should tell me everything I need to know.

So can I have the rest of it back?

*looks around, shrugs*

Eh, I guess I'll go next. Keep my seat warm.

*straps on mask and tank, then dives into well feet-first*

Hi Ona! *big hug*

Hi Samuel~ LOL you'll fit right in.

Hi everybody else!

*surfaces and rips off the mask*

Has anyone seen Winks?

There are sparklies down here!

Did someone say sparklies??

*holds out a handful of red and blue sparkly gems*

Yep.

And I have the sneakin' suspicion they're connected to plot and characters.

*fixes mask back on face*

*dives back in*

tiddlywinks said:

Did someone say sparklies??

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No.





Or maybe yes.




Hard to say anymore.

The prodigal sheep returns! Only he's...really creepy looking and not currently a sheep.

*slowly tiptoes away to hide behind corner table nook*

*comes out of well holding a pair of sparklers*

Oh...those kind of sparkles. Uh...let me see if these work.

*lights sparklers with a match, spraying the well with sparks*

Well they work. Not sure how, considering I just yanked them out of a well.

*sets sparklers to the side, then dives back into well*

Are you still inside the well Samuel?


Hello fellow teetotalers ! If someone set the jugs of wine and beer before you refuse them and inform them that getting drunk id debauchery .

Drinkers are losers and bores.


Glass of warm milk, Bartender!

*perk* Did someone mention debauchery?