Do You Think You Could Respond To This? (Part II)

Oh absolutely, yes, but isn't it funny that dialects are easy or difficult to understand according to their deviation from a standard vowel pronunciation, whereas omissn of vwels in wrting dos nt pse a prblem?

Hasn't language always caused problems no matter how it's expressed?

Which language do you mean?

Perhaps he was referring to Newfanese?

What ever happened to oldfanese?

Is there such a thing as oldfanese?

Wouldn't there be, if there's such a thing as newfanese?

Isn't Newfanese more accurately the dialect spoken by the gentle folk of Newfane, Vermont?

Have you guys never heard an expression like, stays where you're to 'till I comes where you're at?

Where am I supposed to be again?

Is that dialect unclear to you?

Maybe it's more to do with my inability to process idiolect?

Is that something you need to work on?

Wassamatta witchyousguys, nomesayin?

Ah you talkin' ta me? Ah you talkin' ta ME?

Ye bais are all lumps ain't ye?

Y'all jest take yourselves down to the crick now, y'all hear?

G'wan by, ye be right rimmed today, righ' me scupper?

Can you chaps do us a cheesey quaver and get back to the Queen's English?

Right me china, wot's the pen and ink?

Queen's English, you say? Why is it never the king's English then?

You are blissfully unaware of any form of politics that happens beyond your borders aren't you?

Don't you know I've lived many years in other countries, even in communities of expat Brits? Does my not knowing about one thing make me a national troglodyte?

You lived abroad in this life, or in previous lives?

Didn't I ever tell you I lived abroad the Queen Mary?