The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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youre gonna have ta live with it - just like everybody else. :D
 

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really, and what does this cure entail, cray?

seeing as cray-ish-ness does not capitolize.

:e2stooges
 

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I'm curious about these crayures ... is it a laying on of hands thing?
 

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We have no cure, but we can lessen the symptoms...

Wait, I'm not a doctor and don't play one on TV.
I just know their lines too well... :ROFL:

There's a slightly pervy-er joke that this reminds me of... but I'm not posting it here.
 

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We have no cure, but we can lessen the symptoms...

Wait, I'm not a doctor and don't play one on TV.
I just know their lines too well... :ROFL:

I'm curious about these crayures ... is it a laying on of hands thing?

Fine. I'll post it in white.
I saw this quote in the newspaper or a magazine or something, about week ago said by some guy...


I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.
 

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I go home. I relax. I come back to work. There is a pile of paper on my desk. I process it. I go home. I relax. I come back to work. There is a pile of paper on my desk.:Shrug:

It is like that time when old R. Stiltskin (last of his name having been slain by an ungrateful princess and her ill-tempered boyfriend, and unable to sire children anyway…)

….sooooo the king kept giving the princess straw, lots of it, and it was clearly making her miserable so Stiltskin took the straw and gave her good gold for it…and all he wanted was to apprentice her son (if she had one) and teach him how to make gold out of straw….

….well we all know how that ended….

Anyway, as I was saying….I’m getting these piles of paper daily….


***opens bottle of Jameson, chugs half, adds coffee...wanders away***
 

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I go home. I relax. I come back to work. There is a pile of paper on my desk. I process it. I go home. I relax. I come back to work. There is a pile of paper on my desk.:Shrug:

It is like that time when old R. Stiltskin (last of his name having been slain by an ungrateful princess and her ill-tempered boyfriend, and unable to sire children anyway…)

….sooooo the king kept giving the princess straw, lots of it, and it was clearly making her miserable so Stiltskin took the straw and gave her good gold for it…and all he wanted was to apprentice her son (if she had one) and teach him how to make gold out of straw….

….well we all know how that ended….

Anyway, as I was saying….I’m getting these piles of paper daily….


***opens bottle of Jameson, chugs half, adds coffee...wanders away***
You should ask them for piles of straw instead.
 

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THAT's not pervy... PERVY would have been......

I can tell you haven't read the 2010 National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior from the Center for Sexual Health Promotion: Indiana University (Kinsey).

The plot's a little thin, and the characters somewhat unbelievable...
but it's still worth a laugh...
 

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RE. the perviness issue.

It should be clear by now that we are all impervious.
 
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