Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume V)

heyjude · Sep 30, 2013

I'll come and pick you up! I'll tuck you in on the couch and bring you questionable liquids to drink (is Hawaiian Punch really a food product?) and you can watch cartoons.

ZOMG, I just heard something that reminded me: last week I walked in someplace and the secretary said "Oh, I almost didn't recognize you. You're wearing pants." :roll:

(Usually I'm in a skirt.) Thought of you all.

Kylabelle · Sep 30, 2013

Jude, that sounds lovely. Not sure about the Hawaiian Punch, though.

As for the pants, ahem, I was revisiting the Newbie Guide today. Says in there that mods are supposed to make sure everyone keeps their pants on.

ahem.

heyjude · Sep 30, 2013

I quit.

flea23 · Sep 30, 2013

heyjude said:
I quit.

Oh, please don't quit. Just when we wuz havin fun. Just like my mother used to tell me

"When're you gonna start bein havin'?"

Got caught red handed. Just because I ate a piece of cake and then asked if I could have some. "No. I'm takin' that to church." So what was so wrong with takin half of it?

RNJ · Sep 30, 2013

flea23 said:
Oh, please don't quit. Just when we wuz havin fun. Just like my mother used to tell me

"When're you gonna start bein havin'?"

Got caught red handed. Just because I ate a piece of cake and then asked if I could have some. "No. I'm takin' that to church." So what was so wrong with takin half of it?

What kind of cake was it?

Kylabelle · Sep 30, 2013

heyjude said:
I quit.

NOOooooo! Anyway, I was talking about AC, not you!

flea23 said:
Oh, please don't quit. Just when we wuz havin fun. Just like my mother used to tell me

"When're you gonna start bein havin'?"

Got caught red handed. Just because I ate a piece of cake and then asked if I could have some. "No. I'm takin' that to church." So what was so wrong with takin half of it?

One instance where forgiveness after the fact was not easier to obtain than permission beforehand?

RNJ said:
What kind of cake was it?

Oh yeah. That would make all the difference, in that forgiveness quotient, wouldn't it?

I mean, if it was some kinda heavy ole pound cake, go ahead kid, have some more.

heyjude · Sep 30, 2013

I unquit. As long as I don't have to wear pants!

If it was a church cake, forgiveness is required.

Siri Kirpal · Sep 30, 2013

Sat Nam! (literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

Congrats on the good work, Bill!

Nice cover, RNJ!

You get well, Kylabelle. That's an order. (Try a different dentist.)

Waving to all the non-punny and silently punny people...

Blessings,

Siri Kirpal

flea23 · Sep 30, 2013

RNJ said:
What kind of cake was it?

Lemon fluff. You know the kind that's supposed to be pre-cut into 200 little pieces so there's enough to around. I dug in it from the middle with a spoon.

flea23 · Sep 30, 2013

Fishes don't wear nuttin. ( *blushes*) I didn't look, though

heyjude said:
I unquit. As long as I don't have to wear pants!

If it was a church cake, forgiveness is required.

heyjude · Sep 30, 2013

flea23 said:
I dug in it from the middle with a spoon.

Okay, that's worse.

Kylabelle · Sep 30, 2013

Ah, lemon fluff! In the middle with a spoon! It would most definitely require church-enforced forgiveness; you'd not likely get any other kind.

Hmm. "Lemon fluff, in the middle, with a spoon" sounds like one of those murder mystery games, LOL!

flea23 · Sep 30, 2013

Kylabelle said:
Ah, lemon fluff! In the middle with a spoon! It would most definitely require church-enforced forgiveness; you'd not likely get any other kind.

Hmm. "Lemon fluff, in the middle, with a spoon" sounds like one of those murder mystery games, LOL!

How do ya do that yellow dude that's lying on the floor and kicks like he's dying. Yeah, that guy. I think his name is Ralph. Everyone keeps spelling his name ROFL.

Kylabelle · Sep 30, 2013

flea23 said:
How do ya do that yellow dude that's lying on the floor and kicks like he's dying. Yeah, that guy. I think his name is Ralph. Everyone keeps spelling his name ROFL.

No the ROFL dude is this guy, he's blue: :ROFL:

The Lemon Fluff guy is : roll : (without the spaces.)

*handy cheat sheet: http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/misc.php?do=getsmilies&editorid=vB_Editor_001

alleycat · Sep 30, 2013

heyjude said:
I quit.

Don't worry, she's lying. No ones has ever read the Newbie guide.

Caitlin Black · Sep 30, 2013

Did that work?

Caitlin Black · Sep 30, 2013

Oh wow, I learned a new smilie!

*abuses his newfound power*

Kylabelle · Sep 30, 2013

alleycat said:
Don't worry, she's lying. No ones has ever read the Newbie guide.

That, good sir, is a challenge I must meet. BRB with the quoteski. I laffed and laffed.

Here it is:

Try to look at it like this: Say you went to a huge yard party, and some of the guests were single, and a bunch of them were friends, but a bunch more were total strangers, and some guests were married, and some brought kids --BUT a few people got a bit wild and thought it would be fun to take off all their clothes and dance on the furniture, and the host said, "err, hang on, folks. Not that kind of party, so please put your pants back on; in the meantime, does anyone want to volunteer to run the grill?"

That's what we have mods and admin for.

flea23 · Sep 30, 2013

They all seem to work, but the instructions says to click and they will insert into document. I copped and posted. Seems to be .. . . Well, we'll see

Don't laugh. The flea could land on you n a mint. Kidding, I'm kidding.

Kylabelle · Sep 30, 2013

alleycat · Sep 30, 2013

Granny says: Behave.

Kylabelle · Sep 30, 2013

I knew it. I should never have pointed out that part of the Newbie Guide.

*sigh

alleycat · Sep 30, 2013

One of these days I'm going to read the Moderator's Guide.

Kylabelle · Sep 30, 2013

Ooh. I bet *that's* a spicy document!

Susie · Sep 30, 2013

That granny is meh, huh, kee kat.

Would you believe the nurse came here and she told us in graphic detail that her grandk. was sick. I felt badly for her, but sheez, that was gross... *sigh.* 'n how was your day?

lol jude!

Joke time:

Joe: My wife always lights up my life.
Moe: That's so nice.
Joe: Not really. She leaves on every light in the house!

Do I hear an all-inclusive groan now? hehe

Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume V)

Making my own sunshine

unaccounted for

Making my own sunshine

thewordmaster

addicted to love

unaccounted for

Making my own sunshine

Swan in Process

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thewordmaster

Making my own sunshine

unaccounted for

thewordmaster

unaccounted for

Still around

Wild one

Wild one

unaccounted for

thewordmaster

unaccounted for

Still around

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Still around

unaccounted for

Thanks, special friend for my avi!