True, but they keep dropping limbs all over the place.
Drumstick.Some newb named j-somethinerother.
I got meat purée.
No brains though.
Haggis got ribs, I think.
Someone round up the horror hounds, they're getting body parts all over the place. And not in a good way.
*spit*Hmmm..., the Marshal, you say?
Somebody once said dawg makes a fine meal, but I gots my suspicions...
....sides which, he might be a little too gamey fer stew - though the whiskey oughtta' cover most o' thet up...
Heck, tell 'im it's free booze. He'll jump right in.
<pictures Danny Kaye floundering in a vat of beer in one of them pitcher shows>
*spit*
I been suspicionin' that you might be up to no good. What do you have to say about that?
<pictures Danny Kaye floundering in a vat of beer in one of them pitcher shows>
*spit*
I been suspicionin' that you might be up to no good. What do you have to say about that?
<hands over chunk o' chaw t' the Marshal>
Certainly! Have a hunk.
Much obliged, pardner.
Say, does this chaw usually try to stare you down when yer bitin' off a piece?
Are you serving newb in my saloon?
Er..., is there a right answer to thet thar question?
Nope.
Unless y'll counts Haggis, but he's too stringy t' serve (string?) up without lots o' gravy...
Mmmm, gravy...