Old Fart's and Pouffes Bar, Grill, and Hogewey Infirmary

let's keep an eye on the South African cat

GailD said:

I'm using Firefox and had no trouble connecting. Cool website!!! I particularly liked your' blog's about apostrophe's and stuff. You can see I learnt a lot.

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Thanks Gail. I was thinking of taking down my signature ad since it didn't work very well. As long as it works for some, I guess I'll leave it up.

Oh, ye's. Apo'strophe's make 'sentence's 'sing.

Gail, I can't even get my computer to work.

Looks like you've got some help anyway. (If they don't argue themselves to death over potential technique!)

PorterStarrByrd said:

let's keep an eye on the South African cat

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You can hack into my webcam, if you like. I've put a pillowcase over it.

Synonym said:

Gail, I can't even get my computer to work.

Looks like you've got some help anyway. (If they don't argue themselves to death over potential technique!)

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I have had a lot of help there. Now I just have to decipher what it is that they're actually saying.

GailD said:

You can hack into my webcam, if you like. I've put a pillowcase over it.


I have had a lot of help there. Now I just have to decipher what it is that they're actually saying.

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Good luck with that! Remind them to use small words and maybe think of how they'd explain that to a three year old?

I only skimmed some of the things they were tossing out to help you, and my eyes glazed over.

Sure that wasn't your Meds, or mine? (The cart hasn't been here yet today)

I'm pretty sure Porter.

I think the cart broke down and Cray's too much of a tight wad to replace it...

He prolly took it to Jersey Shore and made a profit on them.

Synonym said:

I'm pretty sure Porter.

I think the cart broke down and Cray's too much of a tight wad to replace it...

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Cray asked to borrow one of my walkers with a bedpan, but I explained that I only have twelve walkers in my collection, and if I let him have one, then I'd only have...uh...let's see...well, I wouldn't have twelve walkers anymore.

Haggis said:

Wait a minute. You mean we can't get our meds all on account of cray?

Bastige.

Hold on. Isn't Syn from Colorado? Are any of you thinking what I'm thinking? I mean, medication is medication, right?

Syn? Oh, Syn? We need a little toke help here.

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Ah. I get it.




It all makes so much sense, now.

wait .... something here makes sense? Anybody here got an 8mm movie camera?

Anybody else ever misplaced their reading glasses and used super glue instead of visine?

PorterStarrByrd said:

Anybody else ever misplaced their reading glasses and used super glue instead of visine?

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I used Visine last week to fix my coffee mug. It leaks like a seave seive net but my caffeine intake is down which is good 'cause the coffee tastes funny now.

why does the chihuey have spikes in his head?....

JoeBear said:

one of my walkers with a bedpan

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We have walkers with attached bedpans? Wonderful! Such an advancement would cut down on needing to swerve into various bathrooms while walking to and from the bar and TV room. Leave it to an air force guy to figure out a way not to have to land as often.

Chase said:

We have walkers with attached bedpans? Wonderful! Such an advancement would cut down on needing to swerve into various bathrooms while walking to and from the bar and TV room. Leave it to an air force guy to figure out a way not to have to land as often.

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Hey, remember the (unofficial) Air Force motto: KEEP ON KEEPIN' IT UP!

I learned to just check the wind and pee over the lee side

PorterStarrByrd said:

I learned to just check the wind and pee over the lee side

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I can understand that - it does get windy in this asylum.



Hey, where's Chase?

I'm about 10+ hours from the Rocky Mountain High, without pit stops. At my age, there have to be pit stops!

You should have put in your request at the end of June, since I was out there then. For some reason I never looked for, or stumbled across, one of 'those' establishments.

Did they also give you that wandering eyeball?

Talk about friends...

see

See what?

It's hard to decide which thing he might actually be focused on.