Hounding from the Depths of Perdition

FOTSGreg

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You, you let my soul go to CRAY?

:e2cry:

But...that means he might put it near his pip. *shudders*

Egad, how am I supposed to keep out of the clutches of Ted's pithy pip pitches in the Cabbie without my sensible soul?

Doomed. DOOMED.

One does not simply "let" Cray do anything. It just sorta' happens.

And, you're assuming I had any control over the thing once it was out of my hands.

Sorry, but Mods (and Supermods) will do what they will when they will with whom they will. These things are not under our control and one simply has to learn to live (or unlive) with them.

Good luck.

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Because then you complain about promises of toasters? :D

Well, we do have a toaster - but it's not for bread and, your definition of toaster and mine? Well, they might differ a wee bit.

See BOB outside? He might, under some circumstances be defined as a toaster though his self-actualization circuits and full battery of antipersonnel weapons might have something to say about that.

But, really - our toaster is for putting the finishing touches on, well, meat. Gives it a nice, crispy outside while keeping the inside fresh and bloody.
 

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You're asking me? I haven't a clue. Maybe Haggis or Ted knows how to drain and distill life energy from the newbies.

You need some Brain Juice!

I've posted a recipe somewhere around here in an older version of the thread.

It does not necessarily require a newb, but I'm sure that would only enhance the effects.

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You guys are putting an awful lot of work into this Brain Juice business. Can't we just eat them?
 

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I'm not neglecting y'all, I'm just off in Boston hanging out with my online writing group in real life. I'll be back to the land of ice an wind eventually, and more haunty then, I promise.
 

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You guys are putting an awful lot of work into this Brain Juice business. Can't we just eat them?

<carves chunk of brain matter out of Tiddlywinks' skull (careful to not disturb the hair) with ice cream scoop, slides it over to Rhoda>

There ya' go.

We can't use Tiddles' brain for the brain juice anyway so you might as well enjoy.

Wait!

<pulls scoop of brain back across bar and plops it into an ice cream cone, slides it back>

You want sprinkles on that?
 
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<carves chunk of brain matter out of Tiddlywinks' skull (careful to not disturb the hair) with ice cream scoop, slides it over to Rhoda>

There ya' go.

We can't use Tiddles' brain for the brain juice anyway so you might as well enjoy.

Wait!

<pulls scoop of brain back across bar and plops it into an ice cream cone, slides it back>

You want sprinkles on that?

*cough*
*glares at Greg*

How shall I interpret that "can't use Tiddles' brain for the brain juice anyway", eh?

Should I be proud or mildly insulted? Methinks I have been slammed...and methinks you did that just to get a rise out of me. I might tackle you from my ledge for that, with a muffled shout of "I'll show YOU who has brain juice."

Evil, violent tendencies rising. :rant:

Endnote: I do, however, appreciate the effort not to disturb my hair and am slightly mollified.
 

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For the record, don't we have those dips be can stick the brain cones into? You know, the ones that cover them with chocolate or butterscotch?
 

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*perks*

Do you have toffee or caramel? And can I have a bit for my coffee while you munch on my pruny brains?

Hmm...though you might want to rinse mine off before eating. Might be some of that lingering cray brainwashing leftover from Ted in the cabbie. Not sure I managed to escape fast enough. Might require extra sprinkles to combat.

Oh, wait...

*stage whisper* is Ted still in here?
 

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Great. Naked babies and fluffy little lambs will be chasing me with knives all night long.

Good thing I have my magical sparkly pony glitter to spirit me away to a happy place!

*throws glitter*
*watches it flutter to ground amidst newbie bones*
*pats self down*
*still sees naked baby and lamb*

Dang it. Should I have first chanted, "Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble"?
 

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Hey Horror Hounds, Long time no see. How is everyone? I see the place is in its usual state of disrepair. Fluffy still locked up and the mad scientists lab hasnt seem to undergo any hard core explosions.
 

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Yeah, we're all pretty much the same here.





And in the middle of a newbieque, at that. You want a leg?
 

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PLEASE!

Awwww i remember my newbieque. Such good times.
 

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See?

You should talk to Tiddly. There seems to be concerned about what's going to be leftover.


But you survived. More or less.

:D