The Comedy Cabaret holiday workshop in which cray becomes a raving lunatic!
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*squints at clock*
So, I'm only in this room for one night before they kick me out into another. The gal downstairs tells me that the minibar is totally free as part of my bill with this room.
*squints at minibar/fridge/whatever*
Yeah...pardon if you hear a lot of glasses clinking in the background while I go raid something.
So, I'm only in this room for one night before they kick me out into another. The gal downstairs tells me that the minibar is totally free as part of my bill with this room.
*squints at minibar/fridge/whatever*
Yeah...pardon if you hear a lot of glasses clinking in the background while I go raid something.
....JUST CANDY???!!
Listen, bub, you are sooooooo lucky that Ted is able to keep Candy under restraints the way he does.
It isn't easy.
I mean.....like....have you ever seen/read ..'Relic'.
Ok then.
And if Ted used an actual military grade transport to keep Candy secure, then every body would know something is up.
.....and you really don't want to find your children with Candy...do you?
FYI: The first thing I was asked this morning is :
"Jay. What HAVE the consultants been up to this weekend?"
This does not bode well......
.........the crazy jay newsteam
will investigate....We should all be grateful to Ted for his selfless dedication to keeping Candy under firm restraint.
It's a pity it takes up so much of his time. Otherwise, perhaps Jay and I could find a job for him.
It's a pity it takes up so much of his time. Otherwise, perhaps Jay and I could find a job for him.
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you are one strange bird, sir.
i mean, srsly. i only like surprises that involve unexpected genitalia.
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'Unexpected Genitalia Mondays'.
.....................................Just another service the Cabaret has to offer.
and since we got an unexpected shipment of GIN.......
................................................. let's surprise EVERYONE and let Mel mix the drinks!
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