You're supposed to have that?
Crap. I'm screwed.
And being drunk *can* be fun. But being *too* drunk is usually not. Nights right, it's different for everyone. And it's a hard question to answer really.
I was going to say that everything is a little numb. But then I realized, sometimes it's not. Sometimes everything is more raw, emotions and such--physically things usually get numb.
Not only is it different for everyone, but I think it's different from time to time. Words can slur, but not always. Things that are funny become SUPER funny. Things that are sad can become SUPER sad and you can get really worked up over something you might not otherwise get so worked up about.
Some people (sometimes) have feelings of invincibility. Or take risks they wouldn't normally take. Say things out loud that they may be thinking, but normally would stop themselves from saying.
You can get extremely impatient. A craving will strike you and you just *have* to have it. Usually it's triggered by something you see suddenly or something someone mentions. Sucks when you don't have it--sucks worse when you realize you'll have to go get it and no one is sober enough to drive.
Then...bikes get involved...
Blackouts definitely happen, but you'd probably have to be pretty hammered for it to. Memories can be completely gone, or bits and pieces there. Sometimes it just takes the day for them to float back to you, or someone reminding you. It's sort of like recapturing a dream you had the night before.
Some people know when they are drunk. Though, they may not realize *how* drunk. Some people are more cognisant of it than others.
Yes, the room can spin or your head can spin. You can be clumsy. I think the movies usually get it right.
Though, occasionally, rather than being clumsy, just removing a little of your inhibitions can actually make you better at things. It usually happens in that buzzed zone Night was mentioning. Playing pool better, like she said. Playing darts better. Bowling better. Playing an instrument better. Dance better (except on tabletops, you almost never do that better) There are lots of things you can do better because you lose control of the stuff that holds you back. (and then there are some things you're not really doing better at, you just think you are cuz you're drunk
) DISCLAIMER: But that's not a sales pitch for getting drunk/buzzed.
And, yes, waterbeds? VERY BAD THINGS when you are drunk.
Anyway, that's all in a group setting, or with others sort of thing. If you're just drinking alone, you might be more likely to just melt into your seat until you fall asleep.