Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Del said:
Hey! I like that picture of her. It makes me feel smarter.
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You're easy.

Cella said:
it's not a bra...it's a camisole!
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You're silly, same thing.

I have a joke!

 There are three workers sitting on top of a sky rise eating their lunch; Haggis, cray, and Rob.

They all open their lunches and Haggis says, “Man, if I have to eat pastrami again for lunch tomorrow, I will jump off this building.”

 Cray says, “If I have to eat tuna salad again for lunch tomorrow, I will jump off this building.”

 Rob says, “If have to eat fish and chips again tomorrow I will jump off this building.”

 The next day they all open their lunch boxes and Haggis has pastrami so he jumps, cray has tuna salad so he jumps, and Rob has fish and chips and he jumps.

When it comes to the funerals, the three wives get together and Haggis’s wife says, “If I knew he didn't want pastrami again I would have made him something else”.

Rob’s wife says, “Yes me too. If I knew he didn't want fish and chips, I would have made him something else.

 cray’s wife says, “I just don't get it. He made his own lunches!”
 

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TrainofThought said:
You're easy.

You're silly, same thing.

I have a joke!

 There are three workers sitting on top of a sky rise eating their lunch; Haggis, cray, and Rob.

They all open their lunches and Haggis says, “Man, if I have to eat pastrami again for lunch tomorrow, I will jump off this building.”

 Cray says, “If I have to eat tuna salad again for lunch tomorrow, I will jump off this building.”

 Rob says, “If have to eat fish and chips again tomorrow I will jump off this building.”

 The next day they all open their lunch boxes and Haggis has pastrami so he jumps, cray has tuna salad so he jumps, and Rob has fish and chips and he jumps.

When it comes to the funerals, the three wives get together and Haggis’s wife says, “If I knew he didn't want pastrami again I would have made him something else”.

Rob’s wife says, “Yes me too. If I knew he didn't want fish and chips, I would have made him something else.

 cray’s wife says, “I just don't get it. He made his own lunches!”
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this is funny because cray dies at the end and his wife gets a new shiny husband and stuff...

:roll:
 
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Haggis said:
Isn't camisole a kind of cheese?

Hey, Del.:hi:
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Hey Haggis.
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I thought a camisole was a deep sea fish. You know, one of those kind that lay on the bottom.
 
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Took Dad down there to get his eyes checked on the referral from his eye doctor who said he had cataracts in both eyes.

This guy agreed.

I think he was octermology's answer to a castrated urinologist.
 
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