Scenes from a hat!

Robbert · Dec 3, 2013

5. Three drop-dead gorgeous blondes work as receptionists at the doctor's office.

Unusual ways of discouraging one's offspring from drinking (alcohol).

Kaiser-Kun · Dec 3, 2013

1. "...and going to a bar implies listening to some HORRID jukebox music!"

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 3, 2013

2. Remind them that drinking leads to sex

Steve Coate · Dec 3, 2013

3. Recount the horrifying tale of the beer troll, last sighted at the local drinking establishment.

Williebee · Dec 3, 2013

4. Remember, alcohol is a gateway drug to disco.

iLion · Dec 4, 2013

5. Remind them that a single drink could be the first step on the road to becoming a total loser with no decent recourse for support other than to be a drunken writer living off the mean-spirited whims of some abusive and ugly benefactor.

Fun questions to ask your spouse who is only beginning to recover from the heavy anesthetics of surgery or nitrous oxide of dental work.

Robbert · Dec 4, 2013

1. Still feeling trippy?

Kolta · Dec 4, 2013

2. When you said scars would make you look cool, you were being open-minded about where and how big, right?

Williebee · Dec 4, 2013

3. (Stuff cotton into two pairs of gloves)
So, how many fingers do you see?

Just keep repeating the question while rotating the number of gloves in and out.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 4, 2013

4. Can you see the light at the top of the stairs yet

sciencewarrior · Dec 6, 2013

5. Do you realize that's the fourth time you ask me the same thing? (specially funny if it's the first)

Five signs this will be a looong holiday season.

Kolta · Dec 6, 2013

1. You don't go into a store if it's blaring jingles you're already sick of.

Robbert · Dec 6, 2013

2. You've been eating Christmas biscuits for two weeks already.

Steve Coate · Dec 6, 2013

3. The neighbor never took down last year's holiday lights and won't shut up about his resultant reality show appearance.

Williebee · Dec 6, 2013

4. The elf on the shelf found your porn stash. Now there's a hundred of them in your basement. And the neighbor families are starting to ask questions.

Diver · Dec 7, 2013

5. Your mother-in-law made an unannounced visit. It's a good thing she brought her suitcase because she can't find her return ticket anywhere.

Christmas has arrived. Your father has just opened by mistake an embarrassing and compromising gift from your boyfriend. What do you tell him?

Zeddo · Dec 7, 2013

1. "It's a foreign film, not a sex tape, and those people don't look anything like us."

Robbert · Dec 8, 2013

2. *blushes* "If you want, I'll also let you try it out on mother!"

alexaherself · Dec 8, 2013

3. "I hadn't realized you were so potentially interested in my gentleman friend, Father: is there something you'd like to tell us?"

Williebee · Dec 8, 2013

4. What? That idiot. He can't even wrap presents right. That's the one he got for Mom.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 8, 2013

5. That's probably the last grab bag present I'll pick up.

It's snowing heavily for the first time this winter. It's probably time to ....

Williebee · Dec 8, 2013

1. Bring Grandma back inside? I mean, she hasn't complained, or said anything in days, but...

Robbert · Dec 8, 2013

2. ...to grit the pavement or the neighbours will call the council.

Bolero · Dec 8, 2013

3. Bulk buy toilet paper. Being snowed in with no toilet paper isn't funny.

sciencewarrior · Dec 9, 2013

4. Marvel at the wonders of nature, play like a child in snow, then pack the bags and take the first flight to a place with decent weather.

Scenes from a hat!

Practical experience FTW

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nutruring tomorrows criminals today

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Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Why do I say these things?

Practical experience FTW

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

It's alive!

Practical experience FTW

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Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

keyboard crawler

Talk to the hat

Practical experience FTW

Wordsmith and shoechick

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Practical experience FTW

It's alive!