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Sir Reginald Blueberry, born 1913 in Mayfair, London, worked for years as the BBC’s most popular broadcaster of natural history. After almost been gored by a hallucinating boar in a remote African village, Sir Blueberry retired from his television career to write saucy erotic thrillers, many of which were praised by Queen Victoria, herself an world-renowned expert on the medium. Sir Blueberry died of heart failure in 1979. His final words were: ‘Oh God, THE PAIN!’
 
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