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So I'm goofing around with Spacejock Software's yWriter, having fun with it and tossing back a brewskimeister. There's a deal under "project settings" where you can write a short author's bio, and since I'm not doing anything particularly useful at the moment, I went ahead and tried to come up with one. Obviously I'm not a famous writer yet, so there really isn't much to tell. I decided to write a fake bio, and that said fake bio had to be funny (at least in my opinion). Here's what I came up with...
S. A. Kelly has written over a dozen best-selling novels, including the internationally acclaimed THE TRONOVICH GHOST. Winner of virtually every award that the literary community has to offer, Mr Kelly modestly notes that: "It's not that other writer's are less talented than I am...there are a lot a good writers out there. Bunches of 'em. It's just that I seem to write at this different--some might say higher--level than everybody else. That's really all it is."
Mr. Kelly lives in an affluent gated community in extreme northwest Oklahoma City, surrounded by his loving family, an entire squadron of beautiful young French maids, and a Dachshund named Chip.
Sooooo.....whaddaya think? Care to take the challenge? Care to try and write a short (200 words or less, mine comes in just a smidge over 100 words) FAKE and FUNNY author's bio? I suppose you could even write one about someone other than yourself...Shakespeare? Milton? Just as long as it's fake.
And funny.
Kudos to the Hal Spacejock dude for yWriter. I don't know if I can use this thing or not, but it is a BLAST to play with. Thank you.
S. A. Kelly has written over a dozen best-selling novels, including the internationally acclaimed THE TRONOVICH GHOST. Winner of virtually every award that the literary community has to offer, Mr Kelly modestly notes that: "It's not that other writer's are less talented than I am...there are a lot a good writers out there. Bunches of 'em. It's just that I seem to write at this different--some might say higher--level than everybody else. That's really all it is."
Mr. Kelly lives in an affluent gated community in extreme northwest Oklahoma City, surrounded by his loving family, an entire squadron of beautiful young French maids, and a Dachshund named Chip.
Sooooo.....whaddaya think? Care to take the challenge? Care to try and write a short (200 words or less, mine comes in just a smidge over 100 words) FAKE and FUNNY author's bio? I suppose you could even write one about someone other than yourself...Shakespeare? Milton? Just as long as it's fake.
And funny.
Kudos to the Hal Spacejock dude for yWriter. I don't know if I can use this thing or not, but it is a BLAST to play with. Thank you.