The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

Whatever

cray said:

i see what you did there.


tres clever, bro.

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*throws arm around cray's shoulder*

I'm parked out by the commissary...

good evening

It's only me, Ted. And I ain't going to the van with you.

Wanna come into my van? I have a puppy in there..

What's her name?

Candy..

Is she built sexy hot married?

No, sorry if that's preferable...but she has that adorable puppy breath. Are you getting in the van, or not?

swachski said:

No, sorry if that's preferable...but she has that adorable puppy breath. Are you getting in the van, or not?

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One more question.

I picture her as about a 36, 36, 36, 36, 24, 36. Would that be about right?

Wait a minute... you think I have NG in here, don't you?

Well, I haven't seen her around lately.

that's disgusting

Hi, Porter. You going in the van too?

Haggis, are you more of a Poodle guy or do you like 'em big like a mastiff?

swachski said:

Wait a minute... you think I have NG in here, don't you?

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NG???

you're confusing, PD






ng... new girl...

TedTheewen said:

Haggis, are you more of a Poodle guy or do you like 'em big like a mastiff?

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Mastiff's cool. I always like a big chest. On the other hand, the French are open to just about anything, so....

Haggis said:

Mastiff's cool. I always like a big chest. On the other hand, the French are open to just about anything, so....

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I understand not being picky. Do they need to have a heartbeat, too?

Well, this puppy is right up your allé, Haggis... she's a mastoodle..




Ted, want some candy? I have some in my van...

TedTheewen said:

I understand not being picky. Do they need to have a heartbeat, too?

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Not necessarily. Don't really need a head either.

swachski said:

Well, this puppy is right up your allé, Haggis... she's a mastoodle..



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Half Poodle, half Mastodon?

swachski said:

Ted, want some candy? I have some in my van...

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I have plenty in mine, thanks. Perhaps one day we could swap vans for a few hours. You know, you play with my toys and I play with your toys.

Haggis said:

Not necessarily. Don't really need a head either.


Half Poodle, half Mastodon?

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My, my, you really do miss NG, don't you..

TedTheewen said:

I have plenty in mine, thanks. Perhaps one day we could swap vans for a few hours. You know, you play with my toys and I play with your toys.

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..or we could invent something new by combining yours and mine..

Haggis said:

Not necessarily. Don't really need a head either.

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If I get to Detroit, we really are going to have to meet up, go drinking and get weird together. I'll even bring the incognito van, which everybody thinks is an unmarked government surveillance vehicle, so people pretend it doesn't exist. It has its own mind-bleach and folks pretend it's not there.

4Chan is voting North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as Time's Man of the Year 2012. I do enjoy a good interwebs trolling.