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5. Next time you bring your kids, have them wear those sexy little outfits that show off their legs and their cute little tushies, okay? .... Okay? ...

5 things you can do to let the elder gods know you are thinking of them in their dark slumber awaiting the apocolypse.
 

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3. Make a sign and tell people on the street all about it.
 

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5. I'm this close of leaving the faucet dripping!


Odd names for dogs in a sled team
 

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3. Think of all the money we'll save by sharing!
 

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4. "It's because of the sweet memories, you know, to be reminded of your smell, you kn–" WACK. His wife's handbag sent him reeling to the floor.
 

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5. See, your clothes fit nicely, so you're not that fa- *WHACK*


Bad times to pull out the champagne
 

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5. After a missile has struck. (saw it happening during the First Gulf War, okay, champagne wasn't part of it, but jeering crowds dancing in the streets)


Right times to shout at the top of your voice, "You tosser!"
 

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3. At a Bon Jovi concert that you were physically dragged to under duress, and ripped the gag from your mouth *gasp* to get some air but you wanted to say so much more than 'You tosser!', but they put the duct tape back in place and made you suffer...the horror...the horror...
 

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4. Midnight, at the midpoint across the bridge over the roaring Devil's River Gulch, just after you've pulled your soon to be ex-roommate's now ex-girlfriend's body out of the trunk.