Scenes from a hat!

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5. Looking in the bathroom mirror.


Beware, 'The guy's a stuck up prick'
is not the same as: 'The prick that guy sticked'

When writer's subconscious surfaces on page
 

druid12000

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1. The kiss was tender and soft, both of them knowing what the other wanted.
All work and no play makes Peter a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Peter a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Peter a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Peter a dull boy.
He pulled her closer, feeling the passion rising.
 

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3. Vynen started picking the lock. This should only take a minute and he'd be holy crap some gazongas those are
 

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4. Anna sat down, waiting for something to happen. She didn't get her hopes up, knowing the author had run out of ideas once again.
 

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3. "You didn't do the job... I saw her today! For that kind of money, I expect results. Finish her, or I'll do it myself... then I'll come for you!"
 

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5. 'Oh god, sorry. I'm running late but I have the lube and the chicken. You still have the orbital sander, right? Ok, I'm heading over to the supermarket, was it Ben and Jerry's or Haagen Dazs that worked so well last time?'

Things you would like to hear voters say at meet and greets with politicians :evil
 

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"God, you're a freakin' immoral idiot and I wish you were dead and I *don't* mean anything personal by that but simply that the entire condition of the world would be vastly improved if you were not alive and I just *don't* get why no-body ever says so to your face! God, I *hate* you and would love to see your pathetic body curl up and dissolve into green slime right now! .... I mean .... !ARGH! ... what kind of universe with any concept of justice would allow you to exist??? I mean ... *urrrrghhh* .... [walks off shaking head in confusion]
 

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3. Being as rich as you are, I'm sure you could afford to live anywhere on the planet.
 

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So, how much do you pay in income taxes?
 

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4. What? I thought this was the line for the movies!
 

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5. I must say, he has good taste. Oh, and his impeccable suits--what a feast for the eyes!


Inappropriate advertising slogans on toilet paper
 

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3. THIS is what the Democrats want to do with our Constitution!