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4. We never should have let her marry before her brain matured

Kaiser-Kun · Mar 22, 2013

5. Oh, she's a lovely girl. Specially after gagging her.

Variations to famous catchphrases

NathanBrazil · Mar 22, 2013

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Lavern08 · Mar 22, 2013

2. You rip what you sew.

Kaiser-Kun · Mar 22, 2013

3. Has anyone seen my wallet?

iLion · Mar 22, 2013

4. Birds of a feather fly.

Zeddo · Mar 22, 2013

5. The customer is always tight.

Phone calls you wish you hadn't answered

WriterTrek · Mar 22, 2013

1. Hello, Clarice.

NathanBrazil · Mar 22, 2013

2. [sound of gun being cocked] Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? . . .

Nymtoc · Mar 22, 2013

3. Uhhh...uhhh...uhhh...what are you wearing?

Robbert · Mar 23, 2013

4. Your employer is calling. Two kilos. Same place, same time tomorrow.

NathanBrazil · Mar 23, 2013

5. 21,840 days.

Unusual Names for Birth Control

Robbert · Mar 23, 2013

1. Two-children-half-the-income

NathanBrazil · Mar 23, 2013

2. Maybe Baby

JoBird · Mar 23, 2013

3. Cock Block

Lavern08 · Mar 23, 2013

4. Naked Mother-in-law

Jamiekswriter · Mar 24, 2013

5. Pickle Sheath

The Easter Bunny is sick. Who's going to take his place?

Pammie Simon · Mar 24, 2013

1. Don't worry, kids. Hannibal Lecter's here!

NathanBrazil · Mar 24, 2013

2. Here's Johnny!!!

Nymtoc · Mar 24, 2013

3. Say hello to the Easter Spider!

Defos · Mar 24, 2013

4. The man who just had rabbit stew. Don't believe everything you read.

Robbert · Mar 26, 2013

5. Rudolph.

Most unusual Easter present

Lavern08 · Mar 26, 2013

1. Chocolate-covered Crucifix

Kaiser-Kun · Mar 26, 2013

2. President Obama edible figurine.

NathanBrazil · Mar 26, 2013

3. An easter egg that pops open, releasing a slow-moving, zombie-jesus, action figure. "I told you I would come back."

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