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What if I'm really a fairy and my saliva has magical properties? Just think about all the awesome you'd be missing out on by not eating pre-licked nachoes!
Who let the fairy go? We could've had bbq'd wings! Now all we're left with is an nachovalance with Abby's slobber all over it.
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*sneezes on Night*
Oops.
That was totally uncalled for, now I have to go to the river and bathe and I wasn't due for that for at least another week or two.
I HAVE ABBY COOTIES!!!!!!!!!
Am I sparkly? 
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*dons hazmat suit**pushes Abby towards Soapy*
She's the one that wouldn't eat your spit...
*sterilizes tail*
Well, ladies, I'm heading to bed.
*swish swish swish*
(^ that's my hazmat suit thighs brushing together as I walk away.
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Good thing you explained that...
goodnight Soapy! I'm sure Abby will save some spit for you!
goodnight Soapy! I'm sure Abby will save some spit for you!
*tells Abby a bedtime storie*
Once there was a lonely little boy. He had no friends, no siblings, and no one to play with. His mother felt bad that he was always alone, but he refused to help her bake cookies or go out and meet other children.
One day, at breakfast, she noticed him looking at a magazine.
"Put that away and eat your pancakes," she said. But the boy seemed to not have heard her at all.
"Son," his father said, "Do as your mother asked." But the boy remained staring wide-eyed at the magazine, so his father reached over and took it from him.
Once there was a lonely little boy. He had no friends, no siblings, and no one to play with. His mother felt bad that he was always alone, but he refused to help her bake cookies or go out and meet other children.
One day, at breakfast, she noticed him looking at a magazine.
"Put that away and eat your pancakes," she said. But the boy seemed to not have heard her at all.
"Son," his father said, "Do as your mother asked." But the boy remained staring wide-eyed at the magazine, so his father reached over and took it from him.
*feels alone and unwanted*
*curls up in corner*
I think this might be the last time we have a nachovalanche for some time.
MOAR MOAR!
um...what? oops, sorry I got distracted and forgot the rest of it or where I was going with that... I'm sure it was good, though.
You mean the centerfolds? Really, you shouldn't have those magazines in the house anyway with Zoe coming over.
You mean the centerfolds? Really, you shouldn't have those magazines in the house anyway with Zoe coming over.
Not those magazines - though there are a whole bunch of weird magazines here. There's a pull out poster about eight times larger than the magazine from Fangoria a few years back which Zoe is completely obsessed by. Really gory things don't seem to bother her. Most of the titles I bothered to keep are along the likes of those.
Once I pull one out, I get the urge to rewrite various films so that they aren't stupid.
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