I have to pass on the damn cookies though. I have control issues with sweets. One is never enough. BAH.
So? You don't give up on cookies just cos you're scared you won't leave any for anyone else, that's the wrong attitude! Here's the cookie eating procedure:
Cookies? Oh good, I like cookies! I wonder what flavour they are. I'd better have one to check.
Hm, I think it is chocolate flavour. I'll have one more to confirm.
Yup, definitely chocolate flavour. But I think there is a hint of something else too, orange? Maybe, let's check!
Could be. Yup, there definitely is potential there for orange flavour. Just to confirm my suspicions...
Ok, I'm sure. Chocolate and orange cookies. Yum! Oh look, here's the box, I could have just read it! Let's see, it says 'Extra Crunchy Chocolate and Orange Cookies'. Were they extra crunchy? I didn't notice! I'd better check.
Yup, that one was definitely crunchy. Although maybe it was just one, I should check another just to ensure they are
all crunchy - quality control, you know.
Yes, this one was also crunchy. Ok, I have come to the conclusion that these are great cookies! I want a great cookie! I'll just have one...
Hm. Only three left in the box! That's not good, is it? Actually, it's a really nice box. I think I'd like it to store my socks in. But I can't use a box with cookies in, can I? I have to empty it first!
Great, now I have a box for my socks!
This, folks, is how you eat cookies.