The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself

well, cray's not the world's most masculine man...

robeiae said:

well, cray's not the world's most masculine man...

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True. But he knows what he is and he's glad he's a man, and so is Lola.

i'm totally masculine.













except for these hips.
gah!

indeed... very impressive birthing hips..

regdog said:

and shaved legs

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oh, yeah....there's that too.











eta: thank you, swach!

wowsie! jaycinth...
you certainly are thristy!

cray said:

wowsie! jaycinth...
you certainly are thristy!

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Why do you make this so easy for us??


*quenches thrist with Jay..*

it's the french.

i swear,...they make me weak in every way imaginable except for the 'in the knees' way.

but it's not that day of the weak.

le kryptonité?



eta: Jorsh. dude. you are nothing but trouble..

CassandraW said:

Maybe I'll do it. P&CE has been dull lately, and today it's both dull and annoying...

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Indeed

CassandraW said:

Maybe I'll do it. P&CE has been dull lately, and today it's both dull and annoying. I'd just as soon be banned before election fever gets any worse.

*clears throat*

CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS!

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*bans Cass from the Celine Dion room*

*gasp* Not the Celine Dion room!!1!

*bans Haggis for three days*

But...but...

I had all kinds of Celine Dion observations to make like about that song in Titanic and how freaking irritating it was and how I had to hear it hundreds of millions of times for a few years there and how it still sometimes crops up at Walgreens while Im trapped in line to pay and how I also hated the movie Titanic despite the special effects because the freaking dialogue was excruciating and give me a break Rose wouldnt have given Jack the time of day in real life and she was really kind of a bitch who was marrying some guy she didnt even like for his money and had no problem cheating on him instead of breaking up with him like a decent woman would and then wtf was up with Jack only trying once to get on that door before he nobly chose to freeze to death for the sake of some chick he barely knew because

Can I get a witness?

robeiae said:

Can I get a witness?

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*moves post to Religions Forum*

Can't you just move Robo to the Religions forum? And, like, keep him there?

I have some religious tracts to hand out.

It's a new church based on the little-known gospel of Saint Murray.

alleycat said:

I have some religious tracts to hand out.

It's a new church based on the little-known gospel of Saint Murray.

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Murray Head or Murray Abraham?

I don't think we want members who have unholy relations with a duck.

robeiae said:

well, cray's not the world's most masculine man...

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Okay, I am so expecting a schmoo with Cray-battery-muscles.