Wall Scribblings seen in the Comedy Cabaret Rest Rooms

Rolling Thunder · Feb 26, 2015

Penned above the urinal in the Men’s room:

Cray – Please do not eat the big, white mint.
(This is the last warning! – Many Blurves, Bernie)

Penned under the urinal in the Men’s room:

Haggis -- You must be -------------------------------------
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at least this tall to use the urinal. -------------------------
(We understand you aspire to reach greater heights as a writer… but, really, be realistic – use the floor drain. – The Management)

cray · Feb 26, 2015

Cella · Feb 26, 2015

This does not bode well

Rolling Thunder · Feb 26, 2015

Scrawled at the top corner of the Men's Room far-left stall:

For a good time misusing iambic meter call 1-800-haskins

robeiae · Feb 26, 2015

I question all of these "scribblings." No one here writes this well.

Haggis · Feb 26, 2015

No one here writes.

Cella · Feb 26, 2015

#hashtag

regdog · Feb 26, 2015

Haggis said:
No one here writes.

No one here can read.

Rolling Thunder · Feb 27, 2015

Eloquently scribed on the ceiling (most likely by a drunken Audubon convention member):
It’s been reported the reclusive PorterStarrByrd nests here. This northern species is easy to spot; simply look for a large, feathery moose that farts often, meanders about on four spindly legs, and sports a grotesquely crooked pecker. Its mating cry is quite noticeable:

Becaws!
Becaws!
Becaws!

(Note: If you spot a specimen that doesn’t have legs it’s just a common eastern coast battery.)

Rolling Thunder · Feb 28, 2015

Seen in the back corner where the more philosophical patrons

ROFL:yeah) seem to congregate:

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

What's another word for synonym?

Is Robin called the boy wonder because his mother is his father?

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 28, 2015

Underside of the toilet lid

"Good Morning, QW"

robeiae · Feb 28, 2015

Underside of cray:

"Good evening, QW"

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 28, 2015

Several places in the ladies room

Do not kick, NG

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 28, 2015

many place in the men's room

"Kick Cray"

Rolling Thunder · Feb 28, 2015

Scratched into the door under the word MEN:

-- batteries not included--

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 28, 2015

sign over toilets in men's room

"Flush twice, Cray"

robeiae · Feb 28, 2015

"Flush cray twice" would be better.

Rolling Thunder · Mar 2, 2015

Written on a toilet seat:

A Charmin Bear shat here!
-- and over there
-- and under the sink
-- and in the far corner
-- and behind the door

They really shouldn't allow bears in here.

PorterStarrByrd · Mar 2, 2015

In the last stall ..

Here? Lies!

Rolling Thunder · Mar 5, 2015

Bad definitions scrawled inside on the door:

Subpoenas -- Used when a daddy submarine and a mommy submarine make a mini-sub.

Haggis · Mar 5, 2015

PorterStarrByrd said:
In the last stall ..

Here? Lies!

artee.

Rolling Thunder · Mar 5, 2015

Here I sit
Hung over and limp
If I were a leg
He’d walk with a gimp

Signed – Haggis’s junk

TrainofThought · Mar 11, 2015

Woman's washroom-Far Wall:

To All the Male Wanderers,

This picture

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does not represent a man wearing a trench coat. If that's all you're wearing, please make sure you have bragging rights.

- The long, white things are NOT elbow and knee pads. We are not responsible for injuries due to your stupidity. Please consult psychiatrists if this doesn't make sense to you.
- If you're into BDSM, please use something else as a blindfold. This will only make your partner disinterested in anything you suggest in the future.
- The small, white cotton items in the plastic and/or cardboard wrappers are not ear plugs. Please remove them from your ears, NOW, before anyone sees you.

Thank you, and please immediately remove yourself from the premises.

GailD · Mar 12, 2015

The men's bathroom at the cabbie - typo-free since...

whenever.

Rolling Thunder · Mar 27, 2015

Etched inside a toilet bowl -- The German translation for the tiny bump on a battery is Doucherschnitzel.

Wall Scribblings seen in the Comedy Cabaret Rest Rooms

Superior Life form

Cella

Touch and go

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Cella

The Scavengers

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Touch and go

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Touch and go

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Evil, undead Chihuahua

A flowering bud of bitchiness

Still chasing plot bunnies.